A Million and One Ways to Tick off Bloom

Yet another sign of boredom from Chibi Horsewoman

Summary: Exactly like the title says… except if we exceed a million and one I'm not going to complain. These are just suggestions on how to annoy Bloom. (Blodwyn if you watch the Welsh dub) I hope you like them

Disclaimer: Crazy on the inside

Dedication: Anyone who really dislikes Bloom and some of my reviewers for suggestions.

Chapter 9: Suggestions 139-154

Reviewers' Suggestion Chapter

FloraHelialover

139.) force her to look at ten episodes of "the annoying orange" on YouTube; I get annoyed after two of those episodes. (CHW: I've never seen that, but if it's annoying I don't want to see it)

140.) Give her an orange, and, when she's asleep, paint lipstick over her lips, and then press the orange to her face, and when she wakes up, say that it was Sky's idea.

141. Try to convince Bloom that it's not good to eat tomatoes the same time as you dye your hair

EmberFire411

142.) Offer to help Bloom pay Andy's medical bills. When she asks what medical bills, tell her it's for his mental illness that made him date her in the first place. (CHW: While you're at it, make her pay Diaspro's medical bills too because that girl went through a lot after Sky dropped her for Bloom)

143.) Tell her Alfea used to be a four-year school but they shortened it to three because they couldn't take her anymore.

144.) Have Bloom and Diaspro fight to the death for Sky's heart. Give Diaspro the Water Stars and an AK47 to 'even' the playing field. (CHW: Go Diaspro go!)

145.) When Roxy starts asking about the Winx's past, take time to tell her about EVERY loss Bloom has ever had, like turning over to the dark side to rule with a dead guy.

146.) Continue the previous one by saying an evil wizard had to save her from drowning because her friends just didn't care.

147.) Offer to take her to the Van's Warp Tour Concert. Throw her in the mosh pit and hope for the best!

Musa Lover

148.) Shave of all Stella's hair and make a trail leading to Bloom then watch as Stella beats the crap out of Bloom.

149.) Go up to her and ask her why her head is on fire then watch as she stands there confused until it finally clicks then say of I'm sorry it's your normal hair (be sure to wear fireproof under pants)

150.) Walk up to her and tell her that Sky and Icy are sleeping together then watch as she beats them both up. (Again wear fireproof underwear).

151.) Tell her that her mother is Icy and Baltor is her father than crack up laughing as she has a total spazz.

152.) Break all of Musa's CD's and leave a note saying bloom did it and crack up as Musa beats the shit out of her.(wear ear plugs coz it'll get pretty loud) :)

153.) Tell her that that the Winx have joined sides with the Trix and laugh as you watch them yell and fight. (Pay the Winx and the Trix to fight Bloom and give the Trix the dragon fire.)

Rogue_Scholar07

154.) Tell Bloom that Valtor is her father instead or Oritel and she was the child of an illicit affair. (CHW: Think of what that could do to her if she read the Sparx Shipping stories!)

Well ask and you shall receive I guess

Thanks to everyone who contributed to this chapter, I appreciate the help. I'll do some of my own sooner or later.