Ok so thank you to all who favorite, alerted, and reviewed for this story! The warning is still the same, to see the warning click back to the pervious chapter. Also I will say that there is mention of drinking so I will say that I DO NOT condone underage drinking.

Fun Times at Rocky Horror

Nessie POV-

I tried to do some research, but no cigar. I typed in the names that mommy mentioned to Jake:

Magenta

Riff-Raff

Dr. Frake n Furter

Janet

Eddie

Columbia

Brad

I typed them all in but got nothing. It was very frustrating. So I sighed and gave up. My mom is sane right? She wouldn't do anything bad to us right? She does love us right?

"She may love us but I doubt she is sane at the moment." Daddy said sitting in the living room with me as I closed my laptop.

"Daddy do you have any leads as to what is going on now?" I asked innocently.

Dad shook his head, "Nope her mind is as silent as a cemetery in a horror movie…eerier and silent."

I gave a mild shiver and asked, "What is she doing now?"

Daddy sighed and said, "Talking with Jane. Something about blood mixing with alcohol to if it tasted good. I have no clue as to who she is anymore."

"I said for the beginning that watching those movies was a bad idea." Aunt Ali said coming downstairs followed by Aunt Rose, Uncle Emmett, and Uncle Jasper.

Just as I was about to respond the door burst open and a booming voice said, "Come on Pixie you enjoyed watching our stupidity!"

"Jakey!" I jumped up and hugged him. Then I looked at him, "Why are you in a long trench coat when it is seventy degrees outside?"

Jake laughed, "All in due time. Where's your mom?"

Just as I was about to answer lo and behold she glided downstairs with a glass in her hand filled with…blood? What?

"Yo sup Jacob! What'd up home dog?" She said rather tipsy…what happened to my mother and why the hell is she in a trench coat too?

She actually walked up to him and leaned against him. He looked at her and said, "What the hell did you do? You know you are not suppose to get plastered before the show…it's suppose to be during the show so you can be sane."

"Wait what? She is drunk and she is vampire! Vampire does not equal drunkenness! How did she get drunk?" asked Uncle Emmett who looked just as confused as we were.

Daddy snacked his head, "That is why she wanted to know how blood mixed with alcohol tasted…she wanted to try it. Where is Carlisle?"

"Him and Esme left…they did not want to get involved with their plans. Carlisle broke his and Esme's cell phones so we couldn't contact them." Aunt Rose said.

Just then Mom looked alert and shook her head, "Wow that was a rush."

"Wait your not drunk anymore?" Uncle Em asked rather disappointed

"I guess not…cool! Hey Jake think we can sneak this in?" Mom asked excitedly

"I can't see why not. Besides do they check bags?" He asked

"I doubt they will."

"Awesome."

"Totally."

"WILL YOU ALL PLEASE TELL US WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?" We shouted unable to contain ourselves any longer.

"ROCKY HORROR IS GOING ON!"

"What the hell is Rocky Horror?" Aunt Rose asked

Mom and Jake looked at each other. Then Jake said, "We cannot explain the fantastic awesomeness that is Rocky Horror."

"It's a movie and live performance. The performance makes fun of the movie. But it is amazing." Mom said

"People dress up and it's totally epic." Jake said vaguely

"Did you say dress up? OMG! I have the cutest outfit I can get you girls in! Come on Bella take off that ugly coat and come on!" Aunt Ali shrieked

"Sorry Alice not this time. I am going to get you and Rose into the proper costumes for this event. Hey did you bring the guys costumes?" Mom asked Jake

He smirked and held up a bag, "Oh yea."

Mom smiled, "Ok then here is the list of the assigned people that they are portraying."

Jake held the list and read it. Daddy's face became frustrated, "Bells do you have to block him?"

Mom smiled evilly, "Yes I do."

"Holy Crap seriously? You want him as the-"

"Yes I do."

Jake looked up and said in a perfect imitation of Mr. Burns from the Simpsons, "Excellent."

Before anyone could speak Mom pulled Rose and Alice upstairs and Jake took Dad, Emmett, and Jasper with him leaving me by my lonesome self. Doesn't anyone love me?

10 minutes later-

After fighting with Rose and Alice mom got them into their costumes and the trench coats. Jake, by the looks, of it had just as much problems with the guys.

Once we were ready Mom grabbed the bags of stuff and we were out the door and were greeted with a black van.

"Jake seriously? We are not taking that." Mom told him. I can tell that neither of my aunts or uncles or my Dad was happy. We had given up on asking and I can tell he was not happy…I wonder why I did not get a costume…

"Trust me honey you do not want one." Dad muttered to me. I sighed…I give up.

"Come on Bells I fixed it up. It probably goes faster than the Volvo now. Besides this way we only have to take one car…and the theater is in a bad neighborhood right?" Jake reasoned

Mom looked at us and said, "Fine I call shot gun!"

Jake and Mom raced to the van and we walked to our impending doom.

It only took us fifteen minutes to get to the theater and parked the car. When we reached the entrance Mom and Jake nodded their heads. Daddy, Emmett, and Jasper slid their coats while Alice and Rose did the same thing…each had a reaction of shock written on their faces…but none compared of the shock when Mom and Jake took off their coats.

Our combined faces: 0.o

WHAT THE HELL?