Ok so thank you to all who favorite, alerted, and reviewed for this story! The warning is still the same, to see the warning click back to the pervious chapter. Also I will say that there is mention of drinking so I will say that I DO NOT condone underage drinking.
Fun Times at Rocky Horror
Nessie POV-
Daddy-Dr. Frank n Furter
Daddy had on white powder face make-up, fire truck red lipstick and blue eye shadow with dark eyeliner. How did I not notice this when we were leaving the house? With white pearls, and black elbow gloves that revealed his fingers. With a black corset that was obviously belonging to Mommy, because of how small it was and how far the strings in the front were stretched revealing his muscles. Still the worst part was yet to be seen, he had on female black panties with a garter belt to keep his fishnets all the way up his thigh and simple two inch heels. I will never look at him the same way again…nor Jakey for that matter…how the hell did he even convince Daddy to do this anyway?
Mommy-Janet
Mommy, who was the one to drag us all to this was out in public in her under garments. She had on a simple no pattern white bra with matching panties, while she wore a slip that was ripped at the elastic so that nothing was going un-shown. I feel so ashamed right now…I will never ever look at Mommy the same way either.
Emmett- Riff-Raff
Uncle Emmett was wearing a long sleeved suit coat that had long coat trails while underneath was a simple, yet dirty, white shirt. He was also eyeing Daddy and Mommy weirdly…I really wish I could read minds.
Alice- Columbia
With a big red bow at the base of her neck being the normal-ist of the items on her. She had on a golden sparkly tub-top. With a golden coat with a black collar, while the end had end tails the front stopped with the top at the very top of her waist. To meet the tub-top were black striped short shorts that consisted of lavender, pink, yellow and blue strips. With fishnet stockings and golden sparkle tap heels to match her coat. Despite the fact that it was Mommy's idea of dressing I wonder how Auntie Alice was feeling.
Jasper- Eddie
He had on biker jeans and his blonde hair was up in a rocker style. He was in a leather vest and, if I must say, half way descent. He was also in biker boots and had a chain around the belt hanging on the side.
Rosalie- Magenta
Aunt Rose I have to say was in a sexy and tight and in a nut shell a maids outfit. She had on a deep V neck that showed her "boys" a white collar on the neck that held kept her apron from sliding down her neck, which was tied at the waist over the black dress that was almost shorter than her sailor scout uniform! Her fishnets were held up by a garter belt and she wore dicks combat boots. How Mommy managed to pull this off…I have not a clue.
Mom smiled and Jake smiled back…I was now furious. Jake was in a simple sweater vest with kacky jeans and wearing fake glasses…looking in lamest terms a dork.
"Well shall we go in?" Mom asked us but Daddy grabbed her and said, "We have to talk…Now!"
Daddy then dragged her away from us.
"Well if daughters end up like their mothers then I have much to look forward too." Jake said out loud.
Before anyone could do or say anything I punched him square in the nose.
"OUCH! Damn it Nessie! What the hell?" He yelled
Aunt Rose and Aunt Ali looked at me surprised…Rose was the first to recover, "Well at least she did not break her hand like Bella did when he kissed her that one time."
"HE WHAT?" I shrieked…once again I rounded on Jake.
Edward POV-
"We have to talk…Now!" I growled at her. Honestly this was going way too far.
We went into a secluded area away from public eye, which was hard to find. I could've sworn I heard and saw an overly weight, looked like he had way too much to drink, dude whistle and winked at my wife! His thoughts are even too inappropriate for me to repeat. AND WHAT WAS UNBELIEVEABLE WAS MY WIFE WINKED AND WAVED AT THE SLOB!
"WHAT THE HELL IS THE MATTER WITH YOU? ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RAPED? YOU ARE WEARING SOMETHING THAT SHOULD GO ON A POLE OR HOLLIPHOOP DANCER!" I yelled at her. Seriously? What was her and Jake thinking when they decided to do this?
"Oh Edward please…why are you being a fun sucker? And don't raise your voice, people are staring." Bella smiled like nothing was wrong. She winked at me and I felt my fist ball up tight and shake.
"You and Jake are going way too far with the fun!"
"Sweet heart puh-lease the fun hasn't even begun." Bella twirled and I felt my eye twitch. She is acting like a child and not my Bella at all, "Now if we are done with the heart to heart thing let's get back to the group."
I sighed and followed…what torture awaits us inside that theater?
Emmett POV-
I knew it was a trap…Jake told us that the girls thought we would look sexy…through I admit that Rose looks pretty damn sexy in that maid outfit. Nessie on the other hand looks scared for life at the way she looked at Edward and Bella.
Damn Bella does look hot though! I heard Edward growl. Sorry dude but you should be happy about that. He turns and gave me a death look.
"Edward buddy chill." Jake said
"Chill? HOW THE FUCK DO EXPECT ME TO CHILL WHEN MY WIFE IS BEING LOOKED AT LIKE SHE IS DINNER FOR SOME RAPIST?" Edward flipped on him. Nessie cringed and clung to me.
"Make him stop please…" She whined. Wow where is that tough girl that beat up a werewolf?
"Edward please love. You are Dr. Frank n Furter…he is the only one that gets with Janet in the movie…" Bella said then she purred in his ear, "If you know what I mean…"
I saw him shiver….boy what the hell happened to my little sis?
Alice POV-
Ok wow…uhm I have nothing…I can't see…I can't even comprehend as to what the hell just happened. How did my sister backslash best friend even out do me in ridiculousness to the degree of ridiculousness? I mean grant it Rose and Emmett are not minding and of course Jasper looks hot and sexy but seriously? I thought Edward was going to blow a gasget…and Nessie….wow. Here I thought Bella was feisty.
Well this can't get any worse can it?
Rose POV-
Emmett is totally hot! And wow Bella chose an excellent costume for me! Sexy maid who'd a thought that she would come up with this.
Jasper POV-
So many emotions from Bella: Lust and Love, Freedom, and Happy. Jeez this was a weird night. Jake had said that this was Bella's idea. And I must say she did a good job…I love Alice's costume. This is going to be fun…I hope.
Nessie POV-
I really had no clue what was going on, I mean at all! Nothing made sense anymore! A pair of lips started to sing on the screen as Mom and Jake started to pour the alcohol. Mom was mixing it with blood of course. She offered some to the others but they declined. She shrugged and clinked glasses with Jake and they drank instead.
The movie screen showed a pair of lips singing a slow and sweet song, I felt my eyes grow heavy but I knew I couldn't fall asleep. Then it seemed to be the marriage of the two main characters, one was in the same clothing that Jake had mimicked. I blinked between the two and then I felt my hair flooded with rice! What the hell? The couple had pulled to the side and the weirdest proposal song was sung 'DAMN IT! JANET!' Mom and Jake scared me by singing along with the words, I really hope that isn't the way that he would purpose to me someday…I would have never thought that, but now I wouldn't put it past him.
I can tell that Rose, Ali, Jasper, Emmett, and Daddy was scared too by all of this…they had no clue as to what was going on either. Their eyes were twitching and every so often they stole glances at Mom and Jake.
I blinked and now newspapers were handed out and I was sprayed in the face in what seemed every direction, apparently when you don't get dressed up you are an automatic target because everyone likes to hit a 'Rocky Horror Virgin' The song 'OVER AT THE FRANKENSTIEN PLACE' the stereo typical hunched over butler answered the door for the wet couple that just wanted to use the phone…that doesn't seem that bad? …. the song 'TIME WARP' struck its first few notes and the whole theater was on its feet Plus let's add the icing on the cake my mom dragged daddy out to the center of the theater and EVERYONE started to hoot and holler.
It's astounding, time is fleeting
Madness takes its toll
But listen closely, not for very much longer
I've got to keep control
I remember doing the Time Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me and the void would be calling
Let's do the time warp again...
Let's do the time warp again!
Why is this happening? Daddy looked lost and just followed Mommy's lead. Jake was no help at all and everyone is spraying silly string at me!...WHERE DID THEY GET THE SILLY STRING FROM AND HOW COME I DON'T HAVE ANY?
"It's because you aren't dancing." Mom came over and led me out into the center of the room and started to help me dance, "Plus I think you might actually like it if you try." I gave her a look, "Just a hint hint, nudge nudge, poke poke. Just follow the words, it's that simple."
It's just a jump to the left
The room all moved to the left and I was slammed by Jake who was too caught up in the moment.
With your hands on your hips
I felt my hands on the floor feeling the mushy rice that had littered the floor not five minutes ago. I found myself surround by my family who had formed a circle. Everyone seemed to be having fun after the initial shock.
You bring your knees in tight
Evil smiles spread like butter across Jake's and Mom's faces.
But it's the pelvic thrust that really drives you insane
Next thing I know I have a mouth full of short shorts, micro mini's and female panties. NO YEARS OF THERAPY CAN CORECT THIS!
Let's do the Time Warp again!
I watched my mom drag Jake out and soon everyone came into the montage pit and danced.
"Come on Nessie!" He said spraying me with the silly string that is not so silly anymore
"Will you cool it with the string! I had rice thrown at me, I was sprayed with water, and now this?" I shouted over the loud music that even a deaf person would be able to hear.
"Oh come on!" He led me through the moves and started to force me do this dance...Just because I let him lead me I still didn't quite forgive him.
It's so dreamy, oh fantasy free me
So you can't see me, no not at all
In another dimension, with voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded, I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're there in the time slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation, like you're under sedation
Let's do the Time Warp again!
You know how I was against this whole thing...well I think I'm actually enjoying it.
"NESSIE YOU'RE A PRO AT THIS DANCE!" Jake shouted.
I was actually having a little fun I gotta admit! Maybe this was not too bad after all. I caught Dad's eye and he smiled as he danced with mom as if to say that he agreed. In fact everyone looked like they were having fun. Rose and Emmett where dancing like no tomorrow and Alice and Jasper were throwing off moves that would have been impossible if you were not a vampire.
Well I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes.
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Time Warp again!
Everyone was going back into their seats and I was actually disappointed.
"Here," Jake said as he handed me a can
"What's this?" I asked
"Silly string! You earned it. Bells said that if I got you to dance I can let you have it." He said with a smile
Even with his eyes a little black and blue from that beating I gave him earlier, I gave him a quick peck on the cheek and leaned over past Alice and whispered to my mom.
"Hey mom I want to show you something." I said
"What is it?" She asked back
"This!" I sprayed the can down her bra and she screamed. Everyone turned and looked at us and laughed
"That kid is really into the spirit of this." I heard one guy saying while he nudged his friend.
Daddy couldn't stop laughing either. And I let her go and sat back down next to Jake with a satisfying smile on my face...that is until the next part...