Ok so thank you to all who favorite, alerted, and reviewed for this story! The warning is still the same, to see the warning click back to the pervious chapter. Also I will say that there is mention of drinking so I will say that I DO NOT condone underage drinking.
Fun Times at Rocky Horror
When the final cords were sung for 'Time Warp' everyone was laughing and having a good time. Now it seemed that everyone was taking their seats…but several other male cross dressers had stayed standing.
"Why are they still standing?" Edward made the futile mistake of asking…Bella and Jake looked at each other and grinned evilly.
How d'you do, I see you've met my faithful handyman
He's just a little brought down because when you knocked
He thought you were the candyman.
Don't get strung out by the way that I look,
Don't judge a book by its cover
I'm not much of a man by the light of day,
But by night I'm one hell of a lover
A random dude in the same costume as Edward came up to him while singing and pulled him out of his seat. Edward cringed at his thoughts and pulled him into the dance!
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transsexual, Transylvania.
"NO AMOUNT OF THERAPY CAN EVER MAKE THIS RIGHT!" Nessie cried in desperation. Emmett and Alice both pulled out cameras and Jake and Bella was laughing hysterically. Rose was cringing because she could not speak.
So let me show you around, maybe play you a sound
You look like you're both pretty groovy
Or if you want something visual that's not too abysmal
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.
I'm glad we caught you at home, could we use your phone?
We're both in a bit of a hurry.
We'll just say where we are, then go back to the car
We don't want to be any worry.
"THOSE POOR PEOPLE JUST WANT TO USE THE PHONE! WHY WHOULD HE SING ABOUT BEING A TRANSVESTITE?" Rose screamed making all the other dressed up transvestites come to dance for her, Bella almost died with laughter when this one man that waddled down the aisle in a side step motion because he was too fat decide to attempt to give her a lap dance.
"OH GOODESS WHY ME?" Rose was actually crying at this point so Emmett dragged the guy up the aisle and started a rather sexual dance with him to get him away from his wife. Alice was still laughing and taking pictures.
"They just wanted the phone? Why is all this happening?" Nessie begged her mother for an answer which only made Jake and Bella roar with laughter. Jake held her close to him while his chest rose and fell with laughter.
So you got caught with a flat, well, how about that?
Well babies, don't you panic.
By the light of the night when it all seems alright
I'll get you a satanic mechanic.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania.
"Oh sweet heart they are going to need more than a phone..." Alice said to the now distraught, mentally scared child.
"But-but-the phone and-and what does he mean about a satanic mechanic?" Nessie asked and then added, "Why the hell would you sing about being a transvestite?"
"I will spare whatever sanity that your poor mind has and say you don't want to know." Rose said kind of feeling sorry to the girl because sadly she was the one that was getting. She grabbed her camera and was watching Emmett's face as he was still dancing with the overly large dude that should not be wearing the garments that he has on.
Edward was still cringing and still dancing with his partner. I wonder what I did to deserve this? What would my parents think of me if they saw me?
Emmett's thoughts: Is Rose really worth this torture?
Edward looked in his direction and found him. When seeing the guy that he was dancing with it was a good thing that he could not vomit because his thoughts were just that sick, "No Emmett she is not."
So why don't you stay for the night? Or maybe a bite?
I could show you my favorite obsession.
I've been making a man with blond hair and a tan
And he's good for relieving my tension
"Nessie honey I forgot to ask, do you know what a transvestite is?" Bella asked with a smile like a cat ate the mouse whole.
"I can guess..." She said looking to Alice for comfort, but no one could stop Bella.
"Well a transvestite like your father was before I had met him; is a man who is very flamboyant and has homosexual tendencies and often prefers to dress in the opposite sexes clothing." She said leaning over Alice so that her hand was on Nessie's shoulder. "I thought we had taught you that?"
Nessie cringed and Rose put a comforting hand on her shoulder. Alice and Jasper where both shaking with laughter at Bella's explanation. Come on Edward a transvestite? Alice gasped as she remembered a picture…she would have to show Bella later.
I'm just a Sweet Transvestite from Transexual, Transylvania
When the song ended Edward and Emmett were both now scared. Rose kissed Emmett and Bella comforted Edward. She had offered them a drink but they still declined. How much worse can it get? They asked…but that again was the wrong question to ask.
"Mommy why are they taking off their clothing?" Nessie asked as they took clothing for coats.
"Honey let me tell you this, never drink." Bella drained the bottom of her cup.
"How did the other people get up-"
"Are you trying to make sense of this?" Alice laughed.
"WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO TO ME?" Nessie cried out.
"SLUT!" "WHORE!" "TAKE IT OFF!" the crowd jeered at the screen throwing silly string.
"SHIT OUT OF LUCK AND JOLLY WELL FUCKED IF YOU GO UP STAIRS!" Nessie yelled getting into the spirit for the second time that night
"That girl should learn some manners," a transvestite said behind her.
Nessie turned around ignoring the look her mother gave her, "You should damn well skimpy not be talking to me you half drunken transvestite wanna be! My daddy can out transvestite you any day of the week!" The whole theater lost it and laughed even the actors. Edward sank low in his chair. Emmett leaned over and whispered, "She sure thinks highly of you…is there something that you have been keeping from us?" Edward growled.
"THAT SACK YOU'RE CARRING SHOWS YOU'RE GAYNESS BUT ARE YOU REALLY GOING TO LET HIM STEAL YOUR FRICKING FIANCE?" Nessie screamed as the theater turned to look at her. She slowly out of embarrassment sank in her seat.
"Some people get way to into this," the actor in the transvestite costume said.
Nessie had closed her eyes in embarrassment for some time but when she opened them she didn't expect to see…
"WHERE DID HE COME FROM?...IS THAT MEATLOAF?"
"If you were paying attention you would've known that he came out of the freezer chamber." Bella said as she pointed to Alice and Jasper dancing without a pole.
"I SO DON'T WANT TO SEE THIS!" Nessie shouted but then said, "Can't anyone love me?" she was rocking back and forth in her chair, "They just wanted a phone…a phone? How hard is a phone?"
"Man can we say Bi-Po-Lar?" a drunken transvestite said behind her the same one she flipped shit at.
Bella and Edward were now dancing. She was happy that she got Edward to loosen up and kissed him. He sighed and the sensation and was now enjoying himself a little bit…that is until Jake had asked out loud, "What would happen if I rode a motorcycle with Nessie?"
"THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL THAT YOU ARE TAKING MY DAUGHTER ON A VEHICLE THAT HAS DEATH WRITTEN ALL OVER IT!" Edward shouted dropping Bella.
"EDWARD!" Bella shouted rubbing her backside. She had thought she was done doing that. She was a vampire for god sakes!
"Yes sir!" Jake gulped not knowing what he was saying because he was too drunk. He felt like he was being reprimanded like a five year old.
"DID THEY JUST KILL EDDIE? WHAT THE FUCK?" Nessie stood on her chair ignoring the fact that her father was threatening her imprint.
"HE LOOKED PREETY DAMN HOT!" Nessie shouted.
"NESSIE WHAT THE HELL? I'M BEING REPERMENDED BY YOUR DAD AND YOU'RE DROOLING OVER ANTOHTER GUY?" Jake's voice squeaked while Emmett, Rose, Alice, and Jasper laughed.
"Hey Jasper you got killed by Edward, I think that Jake is next." Emmett joked.
"PEEPING TOM!" Rose called out.
"GAY BASTARD!" Emmett screamed.
"WHORE!" Alice jeered at Bella.
"SLUT!" Jake yelled at Bella splashing beer.
"AND PROUD OF IT! CHEERS!" Bella yelled and she and Jake clacked glasses. They then refilled their cups.
"Wait mommy isn't that you?" Nessie asked
"Yes honey think if this as a home movie." She kissed Edward…but Edward was freaking out, "YOU SAID YOU NEVER HAD A BOYFRIEND! WHAT THE HELL?"
"Oh she didn't have a boyfriend. More like boyfriends. Emphasis on the 's'" Jake said in a slurred voice defending her. Edward, if he could, would be turning funky shades of purples and reds. He really did not want to hear that from his ex-rival.
"Oh relax Eddie it was a bunch of 'Fake out Make Outs' that just may have gone too far at times." Bella's voice was starting to slur.
"Oh yea! Remember when we did the 'Fake Out Make Out' in your Dad's closet!" Jake exclaimed with laughter.
"Oh yea! I thought he was going to have a heart attack!" Bella laughed.
They laughed until Jake caught Nessie's eye, "Wait Ness it was not my idea it was her's!" Jake pointed at Bella. But he got a punch in the jaw anyway.
"YOU BASTARD THAT'S THE THRID TIME TONIGHT YOU TRIED TO CHEAT ON ME WITH MY MOTHER NO LESS! BUT ROCKY WOULDN'T DO THAT!" Nessie shouted, "Oh Rocky I feel your pain."
"HE'S NOT REAL!" Jake shouted back.
"NEITHER IS OUR LOVE IF YOU KEEP CHEATING ON ME!"
Only Edward could sit there now looking contempt as he tried to figure out what his life would be like if Jake was out of the picture.
Skipping to the end where they are dancing on a stage after being re-animated.
"Mommy what is going on now?" Nessie asked apprehensively.
"You, know I think the writer just got board." Bella said questioning it herself.
"Like the one writing this?"
"Yes preciously, my very bipolar and scared child." Bella patted Nessie's head
"Here is another one….Why were they statures and where did the pool come from?"
No one had an answer except for the one that decided to do this in the first place, "Sweetie that is why I have had 15 shots, and 5 beers mixed with blood and Jake had the same amount except without the blood and we have 5 drivers hear that are able to drive home because they are not intoxicated." Bella said with a slur in her voice.
"Ok then…besides the fact that I am now scared I am still asking why are they all hugging in the water?" Rini asked. "Wouldn't they drown?"
"Well it's called an orgy but you can ask your mom about that." Jake said with a smile.
"It is when a group of people have sex together." Bella sighed.
"I THOUGHT THE DOCTOR WAS THE SANE ONE? AND WHAT IS WITH THE LEGS?" Nessie cried out.
"SHE'S POPPING OUT OF HER TOP! SWEET!" Jake screamed pointing at the screen,
"If you like that here's this!" Bella held onto the her bra like she was going to take it off,
"NO YOU DON'T THAT IS MINE!" Edward yelled pulling Bella back.
"Oh, I love it when you get all rough and manly." Bella traced her hand up and down his chest.
Later after that scene, Riff-Raff shoots Rock, Camilla, and Frank.
"DUDE HE KILLED HIM! WHY ROCKY DON'T GO!" Nessie started to cry on her knees pressing in to the soupy mess on the theater floor, Jake just looked down and slapped his head, he had given up.
"She didn't drink anything so what the fuck?" Edward said in a hushed tone to Bella.
"She gets the drama from your side." Bella said wagging a hand in the air.
"I think it is from both." Rose said to Alice who nodded as an agreement, "Mainly Bella's."
"MUTANY!" Bella cried.
"Hey I was wondering how do they get home?" Jake asked.
"They never got to the phone did they?" Nessie asked getting over Rocky.
"THERE WAS NEVER A PHONE! ENOUGH OF THE PHONE! GET OVER IT!" Jasper yelled filled with too much emotion.
Everyone was shocked as he hardly yells, "Sorry." He muttered
"Did he drink anything?" Emmett asked
"He is high on emotions." Alice responded
"So that is kind of like his source of pot?" Jake wondered
"Yeah pretty much. Emotions are his brand of weed." Rose said
Jake nodded as they all got up to leave, but not before Edward stopped him, "give me the keys now."
Jake started to whimper, "But-But-Daddy- I wanna drive!"
"No. If you love Nessie give me the keys." Edward shot him a look and pointed to now a sleeping Nessie in Alice's arms…as Bella was now too drunk to even hold her.
Jake pouted and handed them over. Edward sighed and walked out followed by the rest of the group.