Let's see the list that I have created:
The warning is still the same
More mention of drinking and I will say again that I DO NOT condone underage drinking
Insanity still ensues our friends and drama is expected.
I believe because Nessie is a half vampire she still has to sleep so yea that is what is going to happen.
Ok this is going to be more toward the triangle with Bella/Edward/Jake…meaning that still deep down Jake still cares about Bella though it's more of brother. You'll see in a bit.
And I still do not own Twilight otherwise I would continue Midnight Sun.
Enjoy!
Fun Times at Rocky Horror
As they exited the van, Edward carried an out-of-it Nessie, with Jake following closely behind leaning on Emmett and Jasper to stay stable, while Bella was leaning on Alice and Rose for the same reason. When they had reached the house Nessie had stirred in her father's arms. She had dozed off at the end of the movie; the day had been long and tiring. Actually scratch that: the week had been long and tiring.
"Are we home Daddy?" she asked as she went to reach up and hug him but found that her body was bound in his jacket. She wasn't cold but she was comfortable.
"Shhh. It's time to go to sleep pumpkin." He smiled as he suppressed a shiver. It wasn't because it was cold, hell he is a vampire he does not get cold. Rather it was the nerves.
"Good night." She said as she went into her room that Esme had done for when Bella and Edward was there visiting. Everyone mumbled a good night. Alice and Rose placed Bella in the living room and Emmett and Jasper did the same thing with Jake. They both mumbled a good night and claimed that they needed to lie down. Who knew vampires could get exhausted? They had fun but it was too much fun.
"Love I am going to go in the room. You coming?" Edward asked Bella gently.
Bella shook her head to clear the mist that was forming, "In a bit." She said
Edward nodded and kissed her and he went upstairs. Jake and Bella then smirked and walked into the kitchen. Bella and had cracked open a bottle of Black Stone Red Wine, the aroma filled the room and the drowsy Jake had aroused and poured himself a glass while Bella mixed hers. Just because the party poopers went off did not mean that their fun was up yet.
"You don't think that you can get out of opening a bottle of Red without me." Jake smiled.
"Don't you think you had enough?" asked Bella coming up from behind and stole his glass, "I think you drank enough tonight."
"But-but-one glass won't hurt," Jake pleaded hoping his friend would see the light and let him have at least the one glass.
After three bottles were drained words were slurred and they had started to blared music and dirty dance. By that point Alice, Jasper, Emmett, and Rose came downstairs. With a little convincing curtsy of Bella and Jake they tried some of the concoction…
"HEY BELLA DO YOU REMEBER WHEN YOU WERE DRUNK AT 15 AT THAT PARTY?" Jake shouted louder than needed.
"OR...ORRRR...ORRR WHEN SHE STARTED TO BECOME A POLE DANCER AND WHORE HERSELF OUT WHEN WE HAD THAT EXTREME GAME OF TRUTH OR DARE! HAHAHAHAH! REMEMBER JASPER" Emmett laughed as he and Jasper leaned on each other.
"NO-NO-NO THE BESTTT PART WAS WHEN EDWARD BROKE UP WITH HER OVER A STUPID INCIDENT!" Alice crackled.
"OH-OH AND SHE CRIED FOR MONTHS AND I HERE THAT SHE DRANK THIS NASTY LOVE POTION THAT MADE HER SICK FOR A WEEK! THINKING THAT IT WOULD GET HIM BACK!" Rose joined in remembering a conversation that she overheard once they went back to school…curtsy of Jessica Stanly.
After being upstairs watching his daughter sleep Edward could not take it anymore…this was getting out of hand. Going downstairs he was grabbed by Jake and pulled into a headlock. He made a face at the alchol that was in his breath.
"DAMN EDWARD YOU BROKE UP AND HURT HER SOOOOO MANY TIMES!" Jake said as Bella looked at her drained glass and then took the bottle and chugged the end.
"Jake please let me go." Edward pleaded.
"Eddie...bro…home dog drink this!" Emmett came up to him with a large glass of wine and blood.
"No Emmett I do not want-" too late…Emmett forced the liquid down his throat.
After five more minutes, ten refills, and more of recalling of 'Fun times with Bella'.
"HEY, I HAD GOOOOD REASSONS FOR LIEING TO HER!" Edward said in an attempt at defense after Jake's comments about leaving her.
"Enough." Bella said quietly as she felt venom sting her eyes knowing that she can't cry.
"NOPE! SHE ALWAYS FORGAVE AND FORGET! THAT IS THE POWER OF LOVE!" Edward said dramatically.
"No more about this!" Bella said asserting herself.
"ROSE STAND UP STRAIGHT!" Rose stood up straight and Alice wrapped her legs around Rose's waist and bent backwards so that she was hanging on Bella. "WHO AM I?" the others burst into laughter.
"I SAID THAT IS ENOUGH! NOW GO TO YOUR ROOMS AND SOBER UP!" Bella told her with as an extra feature her golden eyes turned black.
Alice mumbled a fine; the group went upstairs leaving Bella, Jake, and Edward to themselves. Once they made sure that they weren't in hearing distance they burst out laughing!
"Did you like watch them throughout that whole movie?" Bella asked pouring herself another glass but almost slopped it all over the floor.
"I know right. But Nessie was even funnier. She reminded me of you when I first took you to see that move!" Jake agreed also pouring himself a glass.
"That was the first time I had fun in a really long time!" Edward laughed.
They sat down on the stools and it was quiet until…
"I can't believe you told your daughter that you were a stripper! What kind of mother are you?" Jake said suddenly angry
"Hey don't put that on me! It was Edward's fault!" Bella said equaling his anger.
Edward then got suddenly angry, "How the bleeding Christ is that my fault that you turned out to be a fucking stripper?"
"You left and then not even one phone call or letter! What else was I suppose to do?" Bella shouted back.
"Oh here we go again with this bull shit!" Edward yelled standing up and slamming his glass down causing it to shatter, "We've been through this many times! Not my fault you're insecure! I left for your fucking safety! Not my fault you go and hang out with fucking dogs by breaking your promise!"
"HEY I RESENT THAT COMMENT! AT LEAST WE KEPT HER SAFE FROM THAT LAURANT DUDE! WHERE THE HELL WHERE YOU?" Jake yelled back throwing his glass against the wall causing the glass to shatter and sending the red liquor all over the entrance to the new white carpet in the living room.
"I WAS OFF TRACKING VICTORIA!" Edward shouted at Jake.
"YEA ON THE WRONG FUCKING CONTIENT YOU MOTHER FUCKING FAIL AT TRACKING BASTARD!" Bella yelled at Edward throwing her glass at his head. He dodged and instead it hit the wall, "BESIDESMY INSECURITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH IT! PLUS I TOLD MY DAUGHTER THE TRUTH INSTEAD OF TRYING TO HIDE IT!"
"ARE YOU THAT BLONDE? WAIT YOUR BRUNETT UNLESS YOU LIED TO ME AGAIN! BUT I'M NOT A FUCKING TRANSVESTITE! AT LEAST I TRIED TO KEEP YOU SAFE, BUT NO…YOU WERE ON A MISSION TO SEE TO IT THAT YOU GOT HURT!" Edward continued to shout.
"SHE WAS DOING IT SO SHE COULD HEAR AND SEE YOU DAMN IT!" Jake shouted back at him.
Upstairs in the bedrooms exaggerated sighing could be heard. The shouts caused them to sneak out of their rooms meeting with Nessie on the stairwell.
"What are you doing up?" Alice asked in a slurred voice while thinking, sleep would be welcoming at the moment. Can vampires get hangovers?
"I heard yelling and I wanted to check it out." Nessie said while rubbing her eyes.
"OH GREAT JUST WHAT I NEEDED TO HEAR! MY LOVE WAS ON A PYSCOPATHIC SUCIDE MISSION JUST TO HEAR MY VOICE!" Edward roared
"HEY AT LEAST I WAS LIVING THE LIFE YOU WANTED ME TO LIVE! I WAS FUCKING CATATONIC FOR SIX FUCKING MONTHS AFTER YOU LEFT ME IN THE FUCKING WOODS! YOU ARE LUCKY THAT I STILL LOVED YOU AFTER THAT!" Bella's voice reached their ears.
"YEA YOU UNGREATFUL MOTHER FUCKING LEECH! IF IT WASN'T FOR BELLA I WOULD HAVE PERSONALLY RIPPED YOU APART LIMB FROM LIMB AND BURNED YOU! SCREW THE FUCKING TREATY TO HELL!" Jake yelled.
"What are they yelling about?" Nessie asked in disbelief. She never heard Jake yell before
Rose slapped her head, "Not this argument again."
Alice heaved a sigh, "I wonder what caused it this time."
"What is it about?" Nessie pressured
"They're yelling about the time your father left your mother…you see it went more in depth than what you saw a few days ago you see Jake-" Emmett was cut off by Edward's voice,
"IF IT WASN'T FOR BELLA I WOULD HAVE RIPPED YOU APART WHEN YOU KISSED HER THAT NIGHT!"
"I AM SO SICK OF THE THIS SHIT! YOU WOULDN'T HAVE HAD TO WORRY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT JAKE WAS GOING TO TAKE ME AWAY FROM YOU IF YOU WOULD HAVE STAYED IN THE FIRST PLACE! I TOLD YOU THAT WHAT JASPER DID WAS NOTHING!" Bella hollered back
She needed protection and he wasn't there…he does not deserve her, Jake thought.
"DAMN STRAIGHT SHE NEEDED PROTECTION! SHE NEEDED IT FROM YOU!" Edward yelled in response
"FROM ME? WHAT ABOUT YOU? SHE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED IN ITALY FOR SAVING YOUR SORRY ASS!" Jake hollered back, "SHE WAS SAFER WITH US!"
"Ok basically what your mother yelled pretty much sums it up. We leave, Bella hangs with wolves, Jake falls for her, and when Edward comes back from his suicidal trip in Italy it is a love triangle." Jasper said quickly but then they heard a low growl.
"SHE BELONGES WITH US! IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN US!" Edward retaliated back.
Bella had not yelled in a while but she was shaking with rage. She was a fucking vampire and they dare talk about her as if she was the same 'fragile' human?
"IF YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMN FAMILY STAYED IN FUCKING ALASKA SHE WOULD NOT HAVE HAD THE PROBLEMS THAT SHE'S HAD! SHE WAS FUCKING HUMAN! I COULD HAVE KILLED YOU THAT DAY WHEN YOU FUCKING TURNED HER!" Jake was now shaking
"OH SO YOU WOULD RATHER HER HAVE DIED INSTEAD OF LIVING FOREVER? SHE WAS A WALKING DEATH TRAP! AN ACCIDENT WAITING TO HAPPEN! WHETHER I WAS HERE OR NOT!" Edward yelled back.
That was the straw that broke the camel's back, "ENOUGH!" Bella roared.
The house shook and Bella released her shield that caused windows to shatter and that sent Jake and Edward flying through the living room and threw the walls so that they were not outside.
She was so mad that you could see the static radiating off her shield that surrounded her.
"ARE YOU CRAZY WOMAN!" Edward and Jake both yelled not even realizing what had just taken place.
Bella punched Jake in the jaw that sent a cracking echo that people would mistake for thunder and then she slapped Edward that had the same effect.
"CRAZY ENOUGH TO NOT HAVE LEFT SOONER!" Bella said as she ran away.
"Well this is a new turn to the argument." Alice said.
"Esme is going to be pissed." Jasper shivered still feeling Bella, Edward, and Jake's emotions.
"I think we are going to find out sooner than we thought." Emmett winced.
"What do you mean?" Rose asked
They heard a car pull up and they raced downstairs to see Edward and Jake looking at each other then at the house then back at the car.
"Grandma and Grandpa are back." Nessie said
Before they could get a swear word out Esme hollered, "MY HOUSE! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE?"
Carlisle eyed them and said, "You all have some explaining to do."
They gulped.