Sasuke awoke to the sounds of several beeping machines; he was lying in a hospital bed. He assumed he was in Konoha but he had no idea how he'd got there. He sat up, making his head spin lightly.

"You're awake, good" said a voice

He turned to see one of the very few people he was afraid of. Lady Tsunade Fifth Hokage of the Village Hidden in the Leaves.

Said blond woman at the expression on his face "Ah so you're afraid of me? Good. That will make this process much easier"

Sasuke scowled, "I'm not afraid you, you old hag"

Tsunade frowned "You better show a little more gratitude twerp, if it weren't for me you'd be in the morgue right now"

Sasuke's scowl grew deeper but he said nothing.

Tsunade smiled "That's better, now down to business you will be accompanied by an ANBU anywhere you go, and if you resist you will be detained. You will check in with me every morning and I will decide what your punishment will be for the day. You have no say in this, behave and you may be trusted once more. Until then shut up and deal with it, any questions?"

"A few" Sasuke replied

Tsunade gestured for him to continue.

"Where am I staying?" He asked starting with simplest.

"You are staying in an apartment near the centre of village" She told him

"Let me guess, more security" He wondered aloud and she flashed him an evil grin "What about money?" he looked at her and she frowned at him

"You'll use the same money you did before" she answered "Anything else?"

Something occurred to him again "How did I get here? I don't remember and there's no possible way Wolf could run all that distance and keep me alive"

"He used one of the fourth's old techniques, and transported both you all the way to the hospital. Damn near killed him too." She clarified.

Despite himself Sasuke felt a pang of concern for the man "Is he going to be okay?"

Tsunade looked surprised no shocked by Sasuke's obvious alarm, which wasn't surprising in itself because although she had only known him for a short while Sasuke had never been overly concerned with anyone but himself even before the betrayal. In fact the only one she'd ever seen him apprehensive for besides himself was Naruto.

She smiled at him "He's fine, and I should let you know that he will most likely become assigned to you once you're both out of the hospital in few days"

Sasuke's concern was immediately replaced by anger and panic "DAYS!" He shouted "I AM NOT staying in here for days"

Tsunade raised an eyebrow "Excuse me? Your were nearly dead two days ago, I wont let you out of here until I'm certain you're not going to drop dead on me and that's FINAL! She shouted the last word in his face.

He nodded, stunned.

The door opened and Wolf entered, he was wearing plain black clothes but his mask still covered his face. "Is everything okay Lady Tsunade? I heard shouting"

She rounded on him, "Everything's fine but May I ask what the hell you think you're DOING?"

He didn't even flinch "I beg your pardon Lady Tsunade?"

She looked furious "Do neither of you understand how much effort it took to keep the pair of you alive? And yet both of you insist on testing my patience!"

Wolf shifted slightly "With all due respect Tsunade, I am perfectly fine."

Sasuke noticed although his tone was perfectly normal, he neglected to call her Lady Tsunade.

Her eyes narrowed "We'll continue this in my office Wolf"

He nodded respectfully and stepped out of the room

She turned to Sasuke again, "You won't move understand?" and left the room and headed presumably to her office.

Sasuke sighed and settled down, wondering again who the hell that man was and why he was stupid enough to defy Tsunade.

Hey Guys!

Sorry this took so long! I recently had a change of adress so I had no internet for awhile!

I know that Sasuke probably isnt afraid of Tsunade but I thought it would be funny :p

Also I'm writing a new story, it will be yoai SasuNaru sorry. Can you let me know if you'd be willing to read it?

Oh I almost forgot Thank you so much to all who added this to their alerts lists it's given me a real boost :)

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