SUPERNATURAL FURRIES
Chapter 6: The Usual Suspects
"Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" said Renamon.
"What?" said Krystal.
"He made a deal with the demon, didn't he?" said Renamon. "Dr. Mixter said that I suffered mortal injuries, yet here I am without a scratch."
"So that means…" said Krystal.
"Yes," said Renamon. "He's in hell now."
A few days after the funeral, Krystal and Renamon were hunting down the demon again. But they stopped in Lloydminster, a border city, to investigate a haunted high school.
"There isn't a ghost in this school," said Mr. Roy, the principal. "There are many ghosts. They are the ghosts of students who froze to death because all the doors to the school were locked except the front doors, which were too big a distance away for some of them."
"Have you started unlocking the doors?" said Krystal. "Maybe that's why they're ghosts. They can rest in peace if they know others won't suffer the same fate."
"Have the ghosts killed anyone?" said Renamon.
"No," said Mr. Roy.
"Then it's not an angry spirit," said Renamon.
"We haven't unlocked the doors yet," said Mr. Roy.
"Why not?" said Krystal.
"Because the shaman won't let us," said Mr. Roy.
"Where is this shaman?" said Krystal.
"He's in the band room," said Mr. Roy.
They walked over to the band room and met a man with spiky dark hair and a green jacket.
"Boomzhaday zhizamali! Boomsadayzhizamali! Wuego wuego manatiba! Dara oomsala!"
"This is Maloja, the village idiot and self-elected shaman," said the band teacher.
"Why does the principal take orders from such an idiot?" said Renamon.
"Because he protects the school from ghosts," said the band teacher.
"The only reason the ghosts are there is because he won't let them close the door!" said Krystal. She grabbed Maloja's staff and shattered it.
"NOOOOOOOOOO!" said Maloja.
"You cost the lives of many of our students," said Mr. Roy, entering the room. "You're fired!"
"I'll get my revenge someday," said Maloja.
Suddenly, a gunshot was head, and Maloja fell dead with a bullet wound on the head.
"You two are next!" said Gonta.
"Aren't you those men we saved a few weeks ago?" said Renamon.
"Saved?" said Gonta. "You nearly killed us! You burnt down my barn!"
"You destroyed my TV!" said Bruenks.
"No one asked your opinions," said Gonta, and he spit some loogey on Bruenks's forehead.
"But didn't you wake up and see me dead?" said Renamon.
"You faked your death," said Gonta. "That was clearly a mankin or life-sized Renamon doll."
"Where's the body?" said Renamon.
"We stuffed it in a sack, stuffed that in a crate, stuffed the crate in a safe, broke the lock, strapped it to a cannon and threw it into the ocean!" said Gonta. "And we brought backup!"
Two police officers entered.
"Hands where I can see them!" said Officer Clark.
"So," said Officer Dezzik, "you say you didn't burn down Gonta's barn, destroy Bruenks's TV, and smash Roger's eggs?"
"It was a shapeshifter," said Renamon.
"Bull," said Officer Dezzik. "The only shapeshifter in existence is Mew. And Mew would never do such a thing. Besides, no one's seen him lately."
"And what, I would?" said Renamon. "I was in love with with Lucario!"
"Oh yeah?" said Dezzik. "Well where's he? I didn't see him with you and Krystal?"
"Dead," said Renamon.
"So, you killed him!" said Dezzik. "You betrayed him! Clark! Lock her in a 10-foot thick steel-plated vault, like the kind of thing the Declaration of Independence would be put in at night to protect it from holy thieves!"
"I didn't kill him!" said Renamon. "A demon killed him!"
"Demons?" said Dezzik. "I never heard that before."
Clark dragged Renamon away by the tail, when suddenly he came face to face with Mew. Mew transformed into Clark.
"She is telling the truth," said Mew. "The shapeshifter set her up."
Suddenly a gunshot appeared on Mew's head, and Mew fell dead.
"NO!" said Clark. He looked and saw Officer Dezzik.
"Why did you shoot him?" said Clark.
"Because," said Dezzik, "he was a threat to my power. I am running a secret operation to sell drugs, and you can't do a thing about it!"
He raised his gun to shoot Clark. But then a laser hit his arm. He turned around and saw Krystal.
"Stay away from them," she said.
Dezzik raised his gun, but Clark shot him in the back and he fell to the ground dead.
"No matter what I say, nothing will convince Gonta and Bruenks," said Clark. "They'll be blinded by rage. So I suggest you get out as soon as possible and be weary of those two."
Krystal and Renamon jumped into the Leadra Ink Endol Omni Bob Dodge car and drove away.
AN: I know what you're going to say. How could I kill off Mew? Well I didn't want to either.