SUPERNATURAL FURRIES
Chapter 7: Nightshifter
"Any omens yet?" said Renamon.
"Not yet," said Krystal. "I can't sense anything either. I don't know where he is."
Suddenly, the fat stupid boy named Colk Honker ran up to them.
"I need your help!" he said. "Something else impersonated me and is shooting people!"
"We killed it," said Renamon.
"I know, but there's another one!" said Colk.
"All right," said Krystal. "We'll look into it, but it may take a while."
The next day, as Krystal and Renamon walked by the bank in search of the shapeshifter, a gunshot was heard. They ran into the bank.
"Attention!" said Colk. "This is a robbery!"
"What are you doing?" said Renamon.
"Robbing a bank!" said Colk. "The shapeshifter will be attracted to all the negative energy, or maybe he'll try to steal my money, and then I'll eat him!"
"Are you crazy?" said Renamon. "It'll kill you! It can only be killed with silver! And now the cops will be after you!"
Suddenly, another Colk Honker snuck by. Renamon and Krystal chased after him. Gonta and Bruenks walked up in time to see them go around a corner.
"IT'S THEM!" said Gonta, and he called the FBI.
Special Agent Lance arrived with Sheriff Wehr Wolfe, Deputy Vamm Pyre, and Agent Nancy Thompson.
"Where are they?" said Lance. "Burning down barns, destroying other people's TVs, and smashing egg salesmans' eggs are a serious offense and those two are going to go to hell."
"There's the bank robber!" said Wolfe. Colk ran after Krystal and Renamon, and Wolfe shot him with a sniper rifle.
Krystal and Renamon chased after the shapeshifter. Krystal grabbed a silver knife and threw it at the shapeshifter. It hit the shapeshifter in the back and killed it.
They dragged its body to the scene, which was difficult because Colk is heavy. They dropped his body on sight of Colk's body.
"Colk had a twin brother!" said Lance. "He must've been working with him so he could say he was somewhere else." He spoke through the microphone. "Attention Krystal and Renamon! Don't think that this changes anything! You may have stopped a notorious murderer, but you still burned down a barn, destroyed someone else's TV, and smashed some eggs!"
"YOU TELL THEM, BISHOP!" said Bruenks.
"Will you shut the #$% up?" said Gonta, kicking Bruenks in the shin.
Krystal and Renamon ran. Lance, Gonta, and Bruenks chased after them. Krystal and Renamon were cornered at the window. As Lance was closing in on them, Renamon shot the window and they both jumped out and smashed through the roof of a building.
Lance, Gonta, and Bruenks couldn't find them at all. By the time they got there, Krystal and Renamon were on the road.
"We're screwed," said Renamon.