I do not own Zelda nor Super Sentai.
Ilia sighed as she had fallen through another portal, yet again. This time she landed on her bum, hard. "OW!" She cried out. She stood up and walked down the sidewalk. "Stupid portals!" She snorted and let out a loud fart.
Suddenly, Ilia saw five people wearing colored costumes. "Bankijuu! We won't forgive you!" The red one shouted. An ugly robot monster growled and hurled gears at the five. "ROAD SABER! SABER STRAIGHT!" Go-on Red struck the monster on its chest, sending it on his back.
Ilia gaped in wonder as the rest launched off their respective attacks. "OK! HIGHWAY BUSTER!" The team aimed their weapon at the monster. Ilia ran toward them in a frenzy. "HEY!" She waved her arms like an idiot. "LOOK AT ME, DAMMIT!"
"Speedor Soul Set!" Go-on Red inserted his Engine Partner's soul into the weapon. "I'll run right through you! DORU-DORU!" The soul cried out. Ilia was stuck like a deer trapped in headlights as the attack hit dead on, sending her crashing into the Bankijuu; knocking them both out.
"Red! Look!" Go-on Yellow pointed at Ilia. "No time to worry about it now! The Bankijuu's about to use Industrial Revolution!" Go-on Blue cried. True to his words, the Bankijuu grew large and let out a roar. The five summoned their Engines and formed Engine-O G6.
Ilia moaned as she looked around. She tried to move her limbs, but they were stuck on the Bankijuu's chest cogs."HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLP MEEE!" She screeched, but to no avail. Engine-O G6 and the Bankijuu fought for a good while. Then Engine-O G6 unleashed its finishing move.
The Bankijuu roared in pain and fell to the ground and exploded, taking Ilia along with him. Engine-O G6 did a victory pose in the sunlight. Back at the Ginjiro, Sousuke and the gang were talking to themselves while the Engines were doing the same.
"I wonder who that blonde girl was?" Speedor asked. "I don't know." Buson shook his head. "I hope she's all right." Bear RV looked concerned. "She was beautiful! Mon ami!" Birca chirped. "I don't know about beautiful." Gunpherd snorted. "I'm hungry de gozaru!" Carrygator complained.
Meanwhile, in Hyrule . . .
Link sighed and shuddered again. "Damn it! Why do I get chills whenever Ilia's gone?!" He groaned and pulled the covers onto his head.
Tbc.