I do not own Zelda nor Saint Seiya.
Ilia let out a scream as she yet fell through another portal. She landed flat on her face on the grass. The blonde bitch groaned as she stood up and walked to Sanctuary. "Where am I now? Another crazy place full of weirdo freaks? I WANT MY LINKY NOW!" she whined.
Suddenly, Aphrodite appeared from behind her. "Little girl, who are you and what are you doing here?" Ilia shrieked and turned around. "Who are you and why are you wearing all that shiny armor?" She poked at Aphrodite's breastplate. "I bet you're wearing this to hide your puny boobs."
Aphrodite's face turned red. "Excuse me, but I think you may have mistook me for a woman." Ilia snorted. "Don't try to fool me, bitch! I know a girl when I see one!" She walked around him and shook her head. "What are you doing here, anyway?" Aphrodite rolled his eyes.
"I live here. I am one of the 12 Gold Saints of Athena." Aphrodite swelled with pride. "Is she your friend? There's no way she'd be friends with you! You're too ugly to be her 'Saint'." Ilia shook her head. Aphrodite's face turned crimson and shot a white rose at her chest. "TAKE THAT!"
Ilia gasped in pain as the rose pierced her chest and started to drain her of the precious red liquid that keeps all living things alive. "LIIINKK! HELP ME!!" Ilia sobbed loudly. Aphrodite shook his head as he walked off. "Insolent brat."
Meanwhile, in Hyrule...
Link groaned loudly as another shiver ran up his spine. "Damn these chills!" Bo walked up to him. "Link, have you seen Ilia?" He asked. "No, I haven't." Link sighed and went back to his house.
Tbc.