Supernatural Furries
Chapter 27: Sympathy for the Devil
Krystal and Renamon opened their eyes to see that they were on a plane.
"What's going on?" said Krystal. Only five seconds ago they were in the same room Lucifer awakened in.
Below them, a bright light shone from the darkness.
"That must be him," said Renamon.
"But how did we get up here?" said Krystal.
Krystal and Renamon arrived at Chuck's house.
"Where's Castiel?" said Renamon.
"The angels smote the crap out of him," said Chuck. "Blew him to bloody bits."
"Now what do we do?" said Krystal.
"You must find Michael's sword," said Chuck. "It can kill Lucifer."
"I remember Lucario saying something there was something hidden at the old house on the hill," said Renamon.
A man named Nick was asleep. He saw his wife Sarah next to him.
"Nick," said Sarah. "I'm not really your wife. I'm Lucifer, in disguise. I need to possess you until I can find my true vessel, and you have to say yes."
"Why?" said Nick. "Even if this were real, why would I listen to you?"
"Because God created shark-human hybrids, hangovers, and Mucha Lucha."
"God created that awful show?" said Nick in shock.
"Yes," said Lucifer. "But I can destroy it if you say yes."
"Then yes!" said Nick. "ANYTHING to get rid of Mucha Lucha!"
Renamon and Krystal found their car, the Leadra Ink Endol Omni Bob Dodge, and drove it to the hill. They entered the house, only to find it empty. They saw a treasure chest, but when Krystal opened it, it only contained a Dried Shroom.
"Now what?" said Renamon.
"I'll tell you now what," came a voice. The two vixens turned around to see Zachariah.
"You!" said Renamon.
"Yes," said Zachariah. "The Apocalypse has started, and now we're on the same side again."
"Why should we help you?" said Renamon. "You helped the demons start the apocalypse!"
"You're looking for Michael's sword," said Zachariah. "Well, it's not an object. It's a person. More specifically, a furry."
"What are you…" began Renamon.
"It's you!" said Zachariah. "You, Renamon, are Michael's vessel!"
"Vessel?" said Renamon. "Angels possess people too?"
"Castiel never told you did he?" said Zachariah. "Unlike demons, however, the vessels have to say yes before we can possess them. Lucifer and Michael, however, they each have only one specific vessel. Everyone else will rot away because they can't contain such powerful angels. Michael's vessel is Renamon, and Lucifer's vessel is Krystal. They must fight each other. What, you thought you could actually kill the devil, Renamon?"
"I don't get it," said Krystal. "Why would Michael and Lucifer want to possess two furries over anyone else?"
"Two female furries at that," said Renamon. They were starting to remind her of the Big Five.
"Renamon broke the first seal and Krystal broke the last seal," said Zachariah. "Michael's vessel is whoever broke the first seal, and whoever broke the last must be possessed by Lucifer. Neither can choose the vessels."
"Yellow Eyes and Ruby both gave me demon blood so I could kill Lilith," said Krystal.
"Alastair went to me to torture people," said Renamon.
"You were the first to give in," said Zachariah. "Not even Lucario did. And Krystal, you were the last of Azazel's victims. It could just as easily have been Daemon."
"He said he was hoping I'd win," said Krystal.
"That's all beside the point," said Zachariah. "You two must say yes to them so that they can fight and destroy the world. Michael will kill Lucifer, and we can recreate the universe according to our design. The universe you live in is not the first or only universe. It has been recreated many times."
"Just because you don't like something about it doesn't mean you can go around destroying it or remaking it! That's crazy!" said Renamon.
Zachariah snapped his fingers and she began coughing blood. Krystal fell to her knees gasping for air.
"Don't like it without your lungs do you?" said Zachariah. "And Renamon, your ribs are puncturing your lungs."
He snapped his fingers and they returned to normal.
"Still no?" said Zachariah. "Well let's see how you'll manage without your tails."
"A tail is the symbol of a furry," said Renamon.
"A tail is a major difference between furries and humans," said Krystal.
"But you'll kill us before you get us to say yes," said Renamon.
"I'll just bring you back," said Zachariah.
Suddenly Castiel appeared and stabbed the other two angels with an angel-killing sword.
"Dammit!" said Zachariah. "I'll be back, and you two will say yes before the end." He disappeared.
"Castiel!" said Renamon. "How…"
"I don't know," said Castiel. He raised his arms and Renamon and Krystal felt some sort of power on their ribcages. "I just put an Enochian sigil on your ribs. This will hide you from all angels, including Lucifer. I'll be in touch with you on a cell phone."
"Were you dead?" said Renamon.
"Yes," said Castiel.
"Then who brought you back?" said Krystal.
"Who else is left?" said Castiel.
AN: I forgot to bring the vessel thing up when Castiel appeared, so I revealed it as soon as I remembered. And no offense to anyone who likes Mucha Lucha, I respect others' opinions but me and my brother both hate it.