I do not own Zelda, Superman and ideas from the AVGN.
Ilia was walking out in the fields, singing some random song about Link and her. "ON TOP OF A MOUNTAIN, ALL COVERED IN LOVE, MY LINKY-POO WAS F-" She stopped in mid sentence as she saw something looking at her.
"What the hell is that?" She lumbered towards it. It was a NES game. "Superman." She kept staring into it. Suddenly, the game sucked her in. Ilia opened her eyes and saw a city. "This is weird!" She looked at herself. She had shrunk to a size of a five-year old. "HOLY CRAP!" She yelped.
"WHAT KIND OF SHITTY PLACE IS THIS?!" Ilia shrieked. She ran into the Daily Planet and saw Clark Kent jumping up 20 ft. in the air and floating around. "AAH!" Ilia yelped and dashed out of the buliding. "SOMEONE HELP ME!" The blonde bitch hollered.
She ran towards the Statue of Liberty and fell to her knees. "Young girl, who are you?" The statue talked to her. Ilia looked up and let out a shriek. "TALKING STATUE!" She ran out to the streets. "Where is this horrible music coming from!?" She pressed her hands on her ears. "MAKE IT STOP!"
Suddenly, gangsters shot at her. Ilia ran like crazy and dove into a trashcan. She peeped out and saw Superman beating up the baddies. Ilia hopped out of the trashcan and ran down the sidewalk. "Hey! Can you help me?" Ilia waved at a person. "Got any news?" The person asked. "No! I don't have any!" Ilia snapped and walked to another person.
"Hi!" She said. "How are you?" "I know nothing at all." The other man said. Ilia stuck out her tongue. "You got that right!" She stormed off towards another person. "Hi there!" Ilia greeted the person. "Can you help me?" "Hey! What are you doing?" Ilia let out a frustrated scream and ran off.
She ran inside a building and entered the elevator. It took her up to the roof and she dashed out and leapt from it. "AAAAAAAH!" Ilia screamed as she fell and smashed every bone in her body; killing her.
Link shut off the game and placed it in the garbage. "Man, that game sucked." He got up and grabbed another game. "Now it's time for another fuck-assed game to play." He sighed and placed the game in NES. "Simon's Quest, prepare to be challenged."
Tbc.