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Ilia fell through yet another portal and landed on the court of the Rinjuuden. "Where am I?" She got up and walked inside the main buliding. Ilia looked around and saw a meditating Rio. "Hey! Can you help me?" She walked over to Rio and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Hello? Are you listening to me?!" She shook him. "HEY, PRETTY BOY! LISTEN TO ME!" Ilia's face turned red and kicked him in the shin. Suddenly, Ilia was thrown to a wall by an invisible force. "OW!" She howled.

"No one touches my Rio-sama!" Hissed a female voice. "WHO ARE YOU? SHOW YOURSELF, HUSSY!" Ilia stood up. Mele deactivated her cloaking ability and glared at the ugly blonde bitch.

"I am Rio-sama's love warrior." Mele smirked. "More like his whore!" Ilia stuck out her tongue. Mele's face turned red with anger and she changed into her beast-man form. She shot out her tongue and struck Ilia right across the cheek. "Insolent brat!"

"YOU FREAKY LIZARD BITCH!" Ilia tackled her and kneed her in the gut. Mele grabbed her face and punched her in the stomach two times. Ilia rolled off of her and sweep-kicked her off her feet. Mele mule-kicked her in the gut, sending her skidding across the floor.

Ilia got up and went behind Rio. "You can't get me! NYAH!" Mele clenched her fists and glared at her. Ilia jumped over Rio and slid through Mele's legs. Mele turned around and ran after her. "COWARD! COME BACK HERE!" Ilia patted her ass at her, then ran off.

Ilia screamed out as she tripped on a root and fell along the slope. She landed on her back and moaned. Mele dove towards her and planted her foot on her stomach. She grabbed Ilia and hurled her against a tree. Ilia coughed up some blood as Mele grabbed a sai and pinned her to it by impaling her.

Ilia vomited out blood as her vision began to fade. Mele pulled it out and cleaned off the blood. She carried the corpse and walked to the highest cliff. "So pathetic! This girl actually thought she could outfight me!" Mele snorted and hurled Ilia off the cliff. "Serves her right!"

Meanwhile, in Hyrule...

Link sighed as he laid on his bed, bored. "Damn... I wish something exciting would happen." He sighed and fiddled with his remote control.

Tbc.