Supernatural Furries

Chapter 32: Dark Side of the Moon

Krystal stood in the center of a city. A dark red evil force was spreading across the world, and in the center, a dark purple orb of energy.

Krystal woke up. Another nightmare about a long-destroyed enemy that she feared would be resurrected if Lucifer brought about the Apocalypse.

But then she noticed two masked men aiming guns at her and Renamon. Renamon was also awake, staring at them.

"Who are you?" said Renamon, before noticing that they both had foxlike tails, and one of them had a red tail. "Roy? Is that you? Then that means the orange fox is Wall."

Roy Patrick and his brother Wall removed their masks. They were both anthromoporphic foxes.

"Why do you want to kill us?" said Krystal.

"Because you started the Apocalypse," said Roy.

"We're trying to stop it!" said Krystal.

"Shut up!" said Wall.

"If you kill us, we'll only come back," said Renamon.

Wall shot Krystal twice with a shotgun, and she fell to the ground dead.

"Shoot her!" said Wall.

"Renamon didn't do anything!" said Roy.

"She'll be on our tails for the rest of our lives!" said Wall, and he shot Renamon with the shotgun.


Renamon and Krystal appeared in their Leadra Ink Endol Omni Bob Dodge car.

"Is this a dream?" said Renamon.

Castiel's voice appeared on radio. "Krystal! Renamon! This isn't a dream."

"Then where are we?" said Renamon. "Are we… dead?"

"Condolences," said Castiel. "You're in Heaven now. But this is a rare opportunity. There is an angel named Joshua. He talks to God. I want to know what God's saying and maybe you can find out. But you have to find him before Zachariah finds you and brings you back to life."

"So how do we find him?" said Krystal.

"Follow the road," said Castiel.

Krystal and Renamon drove the car until they reached an area where Lucario was setting off fireworks. Renamon began setting the fireworks off as well.

"This is the time Gandalf the Grey gave fireworks to me and Lucario on July 4th," said Renamon. "What if that's what heaven is, all the good memories?"

They followed the road again, and reached a hockey arena in Provost, where Krystal and three little kids were chasing a vampire and a disembodied hand through a tunnel under the bleachers. One of the kids had gold hair and a red jacket, one had gold hair and a purple jacket, and one had dark hair and a red jacket.

"This is at Fox's hockey game," said Krystal once she turned away from chasing the vampire.

"I didn't know Fox played hockey," said Krystal. "I think you might find this part amusing."

She asked the lead dancer of the dancing room where the vampire was.

"Follow the yellow line until you reach Shovan Yakon's movie theater," said the lead dancer.

"Don't listen to her," said the kid with the gold hair and red coat. "She's lying!"

"I'm not lying! I'm an angel!" said the lead dancer.

"She's shady enough to be one," said Krystal. "Except Castiel of course."

They walked through the tunnel and went through the green door. They were outside again.

"This is when I was on that vacation at the Ramada in Penticton, a few months before that plane crash," said Renamon.

Suddenly a white light shone on them.

"Zachariah!" said Krystal. They ran.

"Two furries can't hide from an angel," said Zachariah, now in human form. "In heaven."

Suddenly a red Echidna appeared. "This way!" He led them into a cabin, and they appeared at a bar. Sonic and Tails stood in there with him.

"Aren't you the one that Gluttony killed with drain cleaner?" said Renamon.

"Yes," said Knuckles. "This is my heaven. Sonic and Tails are here with me." He drank a Long Island Ice Tea cocktail. "I've got this computer. It allows me to listen to angels. See, everyone has their own heaven. It's like on Hellraiser Inferno and Hellseeker, except heaven instead of hell. And at the center of them all is the Garden. That's where Joshua is. But Zachariah is watching every entrance, so be careful."

A door appeared. Krystal and Renamon walked over to it.

"But there's someone else who would like to see you two," said Knuckles. Lucario entered the bar.

"I'd like to say, good luck in stopping the Apocalypse," he said.

Krystal and Renamon walked through the door and entered a dark room with an eerie green light. Zachariah appeared.

"You two are going to say yes and let Michael and Lucifer fight each other and destroy the world!" he said. "The last person you want as your enemy is me. All the other angels and the demons, what they can do to you is nothing compared to what I can do."

Zachariah grabbed a knife, smacked Krystal to the ground, and cut Renamon's arm with a knife. Blood poured out of the cut.

"Hey!" came a voice. Zachariah turned to see an angel. "Leave now."

"On whose orders, Joshua?" said Zachariah.

"The boss," said Joshua. "He'll be back soon."

"This isn't over," said Zachariah, and he vanished.

Joshua, Krystal, and Renamon appeared in a garden that resembled a greenhouse.

"I am Joshua," said Joshua. "And God has a message for you."

"Really?" said Krystal.

"Yes," said Joshua. "'Back off.'"

"What?" said Renamon.

"He knows what you want to ask him and what the angels are doing, and he doesn't care. He did bring Castiel back to life and put you on that plane, but that's it. He's on Earth somewhere and he's getting drunk."

"Why?" said Renamon.

"He never said," said Joshua. "I'm rooting for you, but you can't kill Lucifer. The Colt doesn't work on him and God won't do anything about it. I am going to bring you both back to life, but this time you'll remember everything."

"I remember everything from last time," said Renamon. "Last time I was in hell."


Krystal and Renamon got back up in their hotel room.

"Well?" said Castiel once they called him. "What did he say?"

Krystal told Castiel everything Joshua had said to them.

"Maybe… Joshua was lying," said Castiel.

"I don't think he was," said Krystal.

"I thought for a second he'd actually stop the Apocalypse," said Castiel. "I'm going to the liquor store." He disappeared.

"Renamon, what do we do next?" said Krystal, only to realize that Renamon wasn't there. She heard the car start up, and ran outside to see Renamon driving the car into the distance.

"NO RENAMON! DON'T!" said Krystal. There was no doubt in her mind what Renamon intended to do.


AN: Yes I know the other hunter's name was Walt, but I changed it to Wall.