I do not own Zelda nor Mega Man.
Ilia was sitting near a brook with a stupid smile on her face. "Linky-winky!" She sighed as she kissed the photograph of Link in his boxers. "You will be mine!" Ilia giggled wildly. "My Linky-winky-dinky!"
Suddenly, another portal opened up and swallowed Ilia all up. "Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh..." Ilia cried out, half-heartedly. She landed on cold, hard ground. "Where am I this time?" Ilia frowned and walked around the place. Suddenly, a Metool shot at her. "OW! YOU LITTLE-" She leapt at it, but hit its helmet head-first; her forehead bleeding.
"DAMN!" She swore as she stumbled around. Suddenly, she fell a cliff and landed on some spikes, killing her. Ilia dispersed into spheres of light and reappeared at the starting point. "The hell is this?!" Ilia ran through the passageway again and was flattened by a falling block from the ceiling.
She reappeared at the starting point again and let out a scream. "DAMN IT! WHY DO I KEEP COMING HERE?!" Ilia jumped up and down and cursed until her face turned blue. Suddenly, the place she was standing on opened up and engulfed her. "NOOOOOOOO!" Ilia screamed, finally dying for good.
Meanwhile...
Link sighed. This game was hard as hell. "I need some help. Maybe the kids have some idea to beat this level." He got up and turned off the Nintendo and went outside.
TBC.