I do not own Zelda nor Grand Theft Auto.
Ilia fell through yet another portal and landed on some asphalt. "OW!" she cried out. The blonde bitch got up and looked around. "What the hell is this place?" She blinked and saw a car. "What does this do?" She turned on the ignition and the vehicle roared to life.
"AAAAH!" Ilia screamed, not knowing her foot was on the gas pedal. "HEEEELP!" the car sped across the city streets, mowing down innocent bystanders. The police crusiers dashed out from their spots and chased her down with great vigor.
"STOP FOLLOWING ME!" Ilia swerved around like a drunk and crashed into a dumpster, sending her flying against a brick wall. She stood up and hurled cans at the now arriving policemen. "Who the fuck is this kid?" One officer asked. "I don't know, but she's asking for a beating." Another said.
The two officers grabbed her and tried to subdue her. "GET OFF! GET OFF!" Ilia roared, hurling them off of her. She grabbed one of their guns and shot them both. Then an Army jeep arrived and two soldiers aimed their machine guns at her. "Drop the gun!" one of them barked.
Ilia shot the soldiers as well. Then she hopped in the Jeep and drove off. Suddenly, a tank lurked behind her and fired its cannon. The projectile found its target; blowing Ilia to flaming pieces.
Meanwhile, In Hyrule...
Link was throwing stuff inside the portal. "I'm bored, bored, bored, bored, bored..." He sighed and got up and left. "I wish somebody was here to relieve my boredom."
TBC.
Yeah, I know I'm not making a creative effort with the previous chapters. Trust me, you too, would be mentally exuasted trying to make good ideas for 50 chapters.