I do not own Legend of Zelda.
Ilia was walking along, going to visit her Linky, when suddenly, she saw a strange girl near him.
"Linky? Who is that?" She asked him as she stormed towards him. "Hey, Ilia. This is the goddess of wisdom, Athena." Link motioned towards a platinum blonde with blue eyes.
"Hello, Ilia. It is a pleasure to meet you." The Greek Godess bowed to her. "Let's get one thing straight, sister. Linky belongs to me and no one else. Got it?" Ilia glared at her.
Link facepalmmed as Athena looked at her curiously. "I do not understand." Ilia glared darkly at her. "I thought you were the goddess of wisdom, all-wise and all-knowing?" She mocked. "Too bad it's all crap!"
"Ilia, don't!" Link warned her, but to no avail. "You do not want to anger me, young one." Athena glared at her.
"Ooh, I'm shaking! What are you gonna do, sue me?" Ilia stuck out her tongue. "I have other ideas." Athena whistled and a flock of owls swarmed towards the dusty blonde.
"What the-" Was all the time Ilia had to say before the owls swooped down upon her and pecked her fiercely as she screamed in great pain.
Link stared in horror as the owls pecked out her eyes and ripped off chunks of flesh with their talons. Athena snapped her fingers as the owls flew away from the ravaged corpse of Ilia.
"Holy shit." Link gasped out. "I really do depise mortals that cannot respect the gods..." Athena sighed and turned to Link. "It was really fun to talking to you, Link."
"Same here." Link smiled at her. "I hope we meet again." Athena nodded and ascended to Olympus. Link walked back to his house and closed the door.
TBC..