I do not own Legend of Zelda nor Freddy Kruger.
Ilia was snoozing her butt off nearby a tree. "Linky..." she murmured as she tossed and turned all over. Suddenly, she woke up in a meadow. "Where am I?" She blinked and stood up. "Linky? Linky! LINKY-POO!" She cried out.
"Ilia! Over here!" Link waved at her happily. "LINKY!" Ilia tackle-glomped him. "Oh, Linky!" She nuzzled against his warm, muscular body.
"PSYCHE!" Roared a raspy voice. Ilia looked up to see the face of Freddy Kruger. "Hello, Baby!" He sneered down at her.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ilia shrieked and ran away from him. She panted heavily as she dove inside a cave. "Oh god, help me!" She sobbed. "You rang?" Freddy burst from the wall and grabbed her; flexing his clawed fingers.
"NOOOO!" Ilia screamed as Freddy slammed his claw into her chest, blades piercing through her backside. Freddy howled in laughter as Ilia fell down dead.
Link was walking along the path from the forest, not noticing the bloody corpse of Ilia sprawled out under the tree. "Man, This is story is getting kinda slow lately." He sighed. "I hope the author better get some ideas for it soon." He headed back to his house.
TBC.
A/N: Hey there! Would you like to write the next chapter of "How to kill Ilia in 50 ways?" Just leave a PM and your idea of how Ilia should be killed off; I'll write it down. Later!