I do not own Legend of Zelda. Nintendo owns it.
Ilia was sitting near a lake shore, whistling to herself. She looked up to the stars and sighed. "Oh, Linky-Poo, When will you love me?" Ilia smiled sadly.
Suddenly, there was a noise. "What was that?" She stood up and began backing away nervously. The noise grew louder and louder.
"WHO'S THERE?" Ilia screamed in fear.
Suddenly, a man wearing a hockey mask leapt out of the bushes, carrying a machete. He pointed it towards Ilia. "AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The whiny bitch screamed as she tried to run.
But, unfortunately, the masked man was faster. He caught up with her and disemboweled all of her internal organs with one simple stroke of his blade.
Ilia gagged and gurgled as she tried to crawl her way to safety. The masked man swung his blade again and this time, Ilia's head rolled along the sandy shore and fell into the water.
With his foul deed done, the man ripped off his mask and licked his grotesque lips. He began to eat her organs, starting with her kidneys. He wiped his mouth clean and devoured her liver next.
Soon, the man placed his mask back on and walked towards Link. "Thanks, Jason!" He smiled. Jason grunted in response. "Oh, come on! You're a zombie! Zombies love to eat people!" Link frowned.
Jason facepalmed and walked off. "Wait… So Jason's not a zombie? Eww…" Link shuddered and went back home, his mind filled with dreadful thoughts.
TBC.