I do not own Zelda. Nintendo owns it.
Ilia was standing in a wide, open field. "Where am I?" She looked around and saw people fighting giant wolves. "OOOOH! PRETTY DOGGIES! I'M GONNA GET ONE FOR MY LINKY!" She ran straight towards the field.
Jacob Black was busy fighting off some stray vampires that attacked a group of humans. 'Damn it!' he thought as one of them sank his fangs into his fur. He shook him off and flung him away.
Ilia was running at top speed. "DOGGY!" She screeched loudly.
Jacob braced himself and opened his maw and bit off Ilia's head, blood splurting out. Suddenly, Jacob felt a grim realization. 'That girl… she wasn't a vampire… SHE WAS HUMAN!' He spat out Ilia's head and roared in anguish as the vampires closed in…
Link was tied up in a chair with a gag around his mouth. "Oh, don't worry. We still got the novels to read…" A buxom black-haired girl giggled evilly as she began putting glitter on Link's face. 'THE HORROR!' Link screamed in his mind.
Tbc.