How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

23. Death by Mario

I do not own Zelda nor Mario. Nintendo owns them.

Ilia was walking through the trees. "OH, LINKY POO~" She sang.

She kept skipping through the forest until she found a turtle shell. "What the hell is this?" She picked it up and threw it away.

Suddenly, the turtle shell flew back towards Ilia and hit her in the groin, shattering her pelvis. "AAAAAARGH!" Ilia shrieked in agony.

She fell on top of a Spiny, the spikes piercing through her back. "GUH!" Ilia coughed up blood. A lakitu threw a Spiny on top of her and it landed its back onto her chest, killing her.

Ilia's body went into a spasm and stopped moving. She was dead.

Meanwhile, Link was watching this with a smile on his face. "Fucking A," He grinned as he took a sip of his Dr. Pepper.

TBC.