How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

24. Death by Killer Robot 2010

I do not own Zelda. It is owned by Nintendo. I do own the Killer Robot 2010.

Ilia was singing in the meadows, the flowers had retreated back into the underground. "LIIIIINKYYYYYY!" She shrieked loudly.

Meanwhile, a robot was lurking around in the forest, looking for its prey. "Target: Searching….Searching…"

"OH, MY LIIIINNKY POOOO!" Ilia screamed at the top of her lungs as she danced around. The robot craned its head towards the source of the noise.

"Target: Detected." The robot aimed its laser cannon at Ilia's head. "I LOVE YOU, LINKY-POO! YOU'RE SO CUTEEEEE! I LOVE YOU FOREVER-"

BLAM!

Ilia's headless body fell down in the flowers as the robot turned around and left the scene. Link chuckled evilly as he held the remote control in his hands.

"I knew it was a good idea to get that Killer Robot 2010." Link said to himself with an evil smile.