I do not own Zelda or Sonichu. They are both owned by CWC and Nintendo.
"LINKYYYYYY!" Ilia screamed as she walked around the city square. "WHERE ARE YOU?" She stomped her foot.
Meanwhile, Sonichu was once again fighting evil. "GIVE IT UP, MARY!" He roared. "Never, Sonichu! I will conquer this pathetic shithole of a town!" Mary Lee Walsh cackled evilly.
"Then you leave me no choice! SUPER SPARKLE ATTACK!" Sonichu shot out a ball of light and it hit Ilia by accident.
"OWWWW!" Ilia cried out as she fell to the ground, unconscious.
Ilia awoke inside a beautiful, lavishing room. She got up and saw that she was only wearing nothing but her shoes. "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?"
"Welcome to my parlor, my dear." A fat man wearing a medallion and a red and blue striped shirt stood up and looked at her. "I am Christian Weston Chandler, the mayor of CWCville. I trust that you have no boyfriend?"
"I DO HAVE A BOYFRIEND! HIS NAME IS LINK AND HE WILL KILL YOU IF I'M NOT BACK AT HIS HOUSE RIGHT NOW!" Ilia glared darkly at him.
"I don't think you have a boyfriend. Which is great! MY LOVE QUEST IS FINALLY OVER!" Christian shouted in joy. "You're my first china, so I'll take it easy on you."
"I'm not a-" Ilia stopped, only to see Chris undressing himself and stand there in his naked horror. "AAAAAH! PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON! I'M GOING BLIND!"
Chris roared as he jumped on the bed, body-slamming Ilia. "My daughter will be born at last! NO ONE WILL STOP ME NOW!" He smiled as he began to press his manhood against Ilia's love tunnel.
"NOOOOOOO! STOP IT! LINKY, HELP ME!" Ilia pounded on Chris, but to no avail. "But first, I shall clean my lady's vagina!" Chris bent over and began to slobber all over Ilia's lower regions.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ilia screamed as she began to feel nauseous. "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!" Ilia bit off her tongue so hard that her blood flew out like a jet and she began to slowly die…
"Aah, I'm finished…" Chris smiled and looked at Ilia. "And now I will commence with the love making." He then started to make love with Ilia's corpse, grunting and moaning…
Link turned off the tv and shuddered. "Not even Ilia deserved that…" He sighed and walked towards the bathroom, to clean himself of the filth that he witnessed.
TBC.