And here's Chapter Two.

Disclaimer: The title Naruto and anything that has to with it belongs to Kishimoto-sensei. But Uzumaki Naruto's ass belongs solely and wholly to the great Uchiha Sasuke.

The development of SasuNaru's relationship might be a bit slow since Naruto likes (ewwww) Sakura here a lot. The shifting of his long-time like from Sakura to Sasuke will be confusing for him since Naruto believed he was straight and not uhmm - crooked in his preferences. But Yaoi love always finds a way!

Naruto checked his eardrums if they were still working. He was relieved when they didn't break. If this is how they acted with just the opening of the door, he didn't even want to know how they were when they saw the actual person. He almost pitied Uchiha for bearing with that scene almost every day of his star-life but he stopped the feeling of sympathy when he remembered they were rivals competing for Sakura-chan's affections. Not that he was much of a competitor.

The blonde looked out at the crowd and saw the pink hair in the blur of black, brown, yellow, red and … neon green?! Who wears that horridly bright color as hair dye? Naruto focused his attention back to his beloved's own pink hair. Even if it was an unnatural human hair color, you wouldn't hear him complain about it. The pink highlights her naturally lovely green eyes. Even with her back on him, he could see that smile that made him fall in love with her in the first place. That smile which she had when she does things that involves her Sasuke. Naruto couldn't help but feel a painful tug at his heart when he realized how much she must like –love— that guy.

If you love someone, set her free. When she comes back for you, she's yours. But if she doesn't, you were not meant to be. He was tempted to let her go to her Sasuke but he didn't want her to suffer for the lack of the actor's love for her. He will fight for her even if it means he would break his own heart.

He couldn't let go thinking of that broken smile.

He didn't notice the intense gaze of the man on his mind.

There was a spark in those eyes of midnight; the spark that would be the start of something new.

Sasuke was doing a good job of hiding his cringe behind his impassive face. The Uchiha mask was perfect for every moment and occasion; proud, joyful, lonely and most of all, those embarrassing types that would make normal people hide in their houses. Having an expressionless face helps you face the people and make them feel as if they were the ones at fault for embarrassing an Uchiha. But it was what it was, a mask. He could feel his irritation and exhaustion with the usual reactions he gets every damn time he shows up, whether in his best or worst state. They simply love him too much to notice his flaws. He was their god after all.

"Welcome Sasuke-kun to Konoha Academy. Please do enjoy your stay here," a pink-haired girl greeted him with love-struck eyes. Yeah it was a very, very typical scene. He personally didn't like pink but he didn't want to comment on people's styles. His manager has very eccentric taste when it comes to his clothing style after all. Keeping his stoic demeanor was part of his public image he had to maintain. "I'm Haruno Sakura, the president of your fan club here. I express all of our pride for choosing our school and— "

"I appreciate it, Haruno-san." He cut her off with his deep, velvety voice which made her and the others swoon. His manager was talking with the girls who had their hesitation shown in their faces with the approach of the weird man. The well-known manager of the well-known actor was really, really weird.

Manager was wearing round sunglasses with an extremely high collared black shirt that covered half of his face with a green vest. His head was covered with a black bandana that hid the whole top of his head. He looked like more of those yakuza goons rather than a respectable manager. But he was Sasuke's manager for a reason.

The girls were quickly warming up to Manager's charming and lulling voice. He was a smooth talker. Sasuke mentally praised the older man's acting and disguise skills. No one in the showbiz world had seen his true form, not even the actor himself.

The guy was living a double life literally. It was one of his manager's weirdo hobbies. One time he manages the unruly time and fans of Uchiha at one minute then he manages a one of the class in their school. He wondered what kind of disguise the guy was using to fool the students here.

He gracefully walked, his presence making the crowd part and give him a leeway but he suddenly stopped in his tracks.

Melancholic blue topaz eyes gazed down at them but it was not directed at him. It was focused on one of the girls in the crowd.

That was the look of unrequited love. He knew that look from some of his fans. But somehow this was different and he didn't know exactly why. He was feeling a certain pull towards the owner of those eyes.

"Sasuke-kun, we've got to get moving. Tsunade-sama is waiting for us in her office." Manager called his attention.

"Hn," He followed the man's lead. He hoped to death that the principal was not another fan girl. He had enough of that thank you.

He really wanted to meet that person by the window.

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Sakura could die right now. She didn't care if she went to heaven or hell. She had finally seen her dearly beloved Sasuke in his full blemish-free gorgeous chunk of a body. Pictures on magazines, posters and billboards didn't do him enough justice. By all that was sinfully and exhilaratingly breathtaking, he was panties-dropping gorgeous! She wanted to drool but stopped. She didn't want to appear as a rabid pinkette to her beloved. But her wilder and personal split personality, Inner Sakura had no problems flooding her own imaginary space inside the real Sakura's head with her saliva.

Ever since she first saw the advertisement where the thirteen-year old Uchiha was on, her own thirteen-year old self vowed to make him hers. She started collecting every single, little thing that has to do with him. She went to all costs just to have it. She even traded her 80-year old Victorian doll for a candy wrapper that was Sasuke's favorite. She even started a fan club in her middle school but it was rejected because it had nothing to do with improving her academics or improving the school official's lives.

She decided that upon high school, she would build a fan club. She worked hard on entering the student council and she made her dream come true. Together with her best friend/rival/fellow Sasuke worshipper Yamanaka Ino, they started the "Sasuke's As Sinful as sin and Undeniably Knocks Everyone on their feet" or SASUKE. After a bit of girl fight and countless rounds of rocks-papers-scissors, Sakura was president.

She was a young maiden in love. And love was all roses and sunshine, why should she die? Soon, Sasuke would realize that he fell in love with her at first sight, then sweep her off her feet and become high school sweethearts and then become Mrs. Uchiha Sakura, the wife extraordinaire. See, they even have the same syllables of name! Fate was surely cheering her on.

She felt a heavy slap on her back that made her wince. "Stop dreaming, forehead. I'll be the next Mrs. Uchiha. Write that down on your wide and ugly forehead," Ino flipped her long blond platinum hair smugly.

"Of course not, Pig. He wouldn't want to marry someone who'll make him stay in a pig sty as his home," she retorted back. The other girls distanced themselves from the two, smelling another girl brawl. The others knew their limits as mere mortal fan girls and Sasuke was the unreachable Mt. Olympus in Mars.

But Sakura and Ino wouldn't settle with that. They wanted to have the biggest role in the young man's life. They are determined to win him over, whatever it takes. That's the quality that the others admire them for. The strength of their will and sheer determination.

But it's not as if they'll get to the handsome raven at all. Ever.

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"Move your lazy bums! Cameras here, the lights over there! And everything in their proper places!" the props head shouted at his subordinates who were frantically running around. The man was a perfectionist; any imperfection will cost them their pay and worst, their jobs.

"He's gay," Kiba commented surly, "He probably wants to get everything so anal perfect that he'll get the Uchiha in his pants."

"Kiba shut your trap or I'll personally make sure that you don't ever open that by sewing it with cable wires," Naruto was not the one to ask a person to be quiet since he was a naturally vocal person but talking and insulting are two different things.

The other boy was in a very foul mood ever since, miraculously, the school guards caught him smuggling Akamaru, his dog-brother inside the school premises. Kiba was reprimanded by making him clean the school's mini-barn which contained at least one animal per kind that you could find in an authentic barn in a whole week. And the smells are very authentic too. Naruto had cleaned it once as punishment for a prank and he swore that he'll never do a prank again. Or get caught doing once at least.

"He's the 20th man you called gay."

Chouji almost slammed his completely solid, round body that weighed 87.5 kilograms against Kiba when the latter called him gay for "—eating the potato chips so girly-like." Good thing Shikamaru and the blonde stopped the possible carnage. They separated the two and Naruto was tailing his best friend to make sure that he didn't get into any trouble but he was slowly getting into his nerves.

"He's gay. Can't you see?" Kiba still kept on insisting, "See how he waves those hands? Like a girl!"

"SHUT UP!" Naruto stomped his feet in frustration at his friend's ludicrous comment. He pounded his fists on his thighs to stop the urge to punch reason in Kiba's stupid mutt-face.

Stupidity is really stupid.

Sasuke sat in one of the makeshift tents drinking his chilled tomato juice while slowly watching the props men set up the location of the shoot. Manager disappeared and was possibly on his teacher mode right now. Great. The man was having fun while the actor was bored with the pampering and fawning of the director and the staff. Typical wretched fan-filled life.

They were in the school's west wing garden where no students actually go for the story of being haunted but a few girls and boys were actually walking here and there to obviously get a glance of the raven star.

A brown haired with triangular tattoos on both sides of his face looked crossly at the assembling staff. He said something that made his companion react with a loud voice. Sasuke couldn't see the face of the shorter boy since he had his back on him but he noticed those vibrant golden spikes. The raven's gaze lowered to the blonde's round and perky ass.

The boy's hips swayed innocently with his stomping, pronouncing more of the ass in view as the moss green fabric of the school pants clung closer to the body. His eyes almost dropped when the student bent a little, making it more pointed and appetizing.

His hormones were going to get the better of him. He might be charged with public scandal or rape if he didn't get rid of his sudden hard-on and suddenly jumped that boy.

He stood up and ran for his image, reputation and most importantly his sanity.

And his libido of course.

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Kiba was not in a mood to be calmed down. Those bastard guards took away his precious Akamaru! His poor little puppy. They took a very important part of his life, more important than his collection of Playboy and porn movies. How dare them treat Akamaru like a dog?! Who cared about those divine school rules when they didn't respect the puppy's humanimal rights?

If all goes wrong, there's always one thing to do; put the blame on the person right beside you.

And the said person was his best friend. He wanted to make him feel as miserable as himself right now.

He was distracted with his blaming when he saw Uchiha staring intently at him. Or rather looking at Naruto's back, lower back, ass to be precise. The dog-lover grinned.

So the actor is not that perfect after all.

The best way to piss his best buddy? Call him a gay.

"And Naruto," an evil smile stretched on Kiba's face made more evil with his sharp teeth, "you're gay."

"What?!" the blonde stood straight and glared at the insulting face of his now former-buddy. "Am I talking, walking and acting femininely, you fucking mutt?" he gritted his teeth.

Kiba's smile stretched more. Naruto took the bait. Now to get him hooked into trouble.

"Well, you're too chicken to kiss Uchiha in front of the people. Cowards are gay."

The statement was not reasonable. No it was really not. But Naruto, blinded with his complete and utter irritation, couldn't see reason and logic.

"I'll kiss him, stupid fucking dog-boy," Naruto stated angrily.

And without the coursing of reason and logic in his brain, his mouth who had a life of its own overrode the organ and took control.

"I'll kiss that damn actor in front of the whole world in his lips. You bet Inuzuka, I would."

He also didn't see the consequences of his words and later action.

Kiba shook his right hand, a gesture of closing a bet.

"Nice doing business with you," the dog-boy grinned at him, "It's a complete package deal."

Naruto regretted making his mouth work before his brain.

"Kiss the Uchiha."

TBC

Who's Manager? I'll give free cyber chocolate chip cookies to those who could guess.^^

Kiba and his gay comments. Shall I make him gay too?

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