I do not own Zelda. Nintendo owns it and its sequels.
Ilia was running around in a museum, looking for our hapless hero, Link. "LLLIIIINKKKY POOO!"
She ran through the Egyptian section, the Greek section, and the Roman Section. And Link was not in any one of them.
"Darn it! WHERE ARE YOU, LINKY?" Ilia screamed. "What the fuck is a Linky?" A boy asked. Ilia growled and kicked him in the stomach, causing the poor kid to sob in pain and curl up into a ball.
"Now, to find my Linky!" Ilia skipped away towards the French Revolution section. She stopped near the statue of Marie Antoinette.
"Linky? Where are you? Are you over there?" Ilia looked around, searching under old furniture and large chests.
She then stopped near a guillotine. "Are you in here?" She placed her neck on the slot of the reception lock and looked inside the basket. Then suddenly, the blade came falling down quickly and chopped off her head.
"Linky-" Was all she said before the blade cut off her head. Ilia's body went into a violent spasm as it fell down, her legs in the air.
Link stepped out of the curtains and laughed evilly. "Dumb bitch." He grinned as he walked away from the bloody scene.
TBC.