Chapter Four

Disclaimer: The title Naruto and anything that has to with it belongs to Kishimoto-sensei. But Uzumaki Naruto's ass belongs solely and wholly to the great Uchiha Sasuke.

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Tired with all of the drama and stupidity, the long-bearded Father Time decided to move his hands with its usual 60 ticks per rotation.

And when everything returned to its basically brainless pattern, Chaos took over.

Swirly, traumatizing and shrieking events followed.

"My Sasuke-kun!"

"Who was that cloaked bitch?!"

"How dare that filth kiss our god's divine and faultless mouth?"

"Where the hell's my wallet?!"

"Does that mean you won't treat me to lunch?"

The conversations were not all incident-related but that's besides Chaos point.

The director woke up from his confounded state and yelled a whiny "cut!" to the camera man. They all rushed towards the seemingly traumatized young actor.

"Sasuke-kun, I'm sorry!" the director sobbed and shook the still-form. The older man was afraid for his reputation, life and his job…no one messes with an Uchiha that gets away with it though technically it was not the poor director's fault that a random someone suddenly kissed the handsome actor.

The man wanted to cry falls of tears since Sasuke was not responding to his calls. Goodbye expensive king-sized beds and hello cold hard ground.

Meanwhile, Sasuke's mind was still reveling in the fact that he was finally and undoubtedly in love. And thinking of his sooner-than-later to be named love.

Who knew that amidst this fan girl infested, hormone-filled hell of a place that was called high school lays the person that his mom told him that'll make him forget everything that's going on and stir his emotions in unspeakable proportions –his soul mate.

"…please forgive this excuse of a director, Sasuke-kun!"

Now, he needs to find out who is that blonde boy and make him his. He'll make sure that the other would realize that he and Sasuke were the perfect and equal match. Finding and convincing him should be easy.

He was Uchiha Sasuke after all. What he wants, he gets.

It's just a bonus that Manager works in this school.

An eerie smirk formed on his handsome face, making the director and the staffs surrounding him stop in whatever they were doing. They never saw the actor smile off-camera but they didn't like the odd feeling that it was giving them. They just decided to ignore it.

Sasuke was going to find him and claim him for himself, no matter what.

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He walked leisurely out of the scene, as if simply taking a walk in the park.

That's how calm Naruto felt, as calm as walking in a park full of lions, anacondas and white sharks that could breathe in land.

You could call him a romantic sap but he believed that kisses are supposed to be done by two people who are in love with each other. That's why he preserved his first kiss exclusively for Sakura-chan. Good things come to those who wait after all.

But all for his stupid "never ever turn my back on a challenge" crap; he lost his first kiss to his most hated person nonetheless. His consolation was he knew he wouldn't like it. He was absolutely sure that he wouldn't like it.

That was before he had kissed that lips that were supposed to be cold since the actor was a cold bastard. But it was very warm.

Those thin but perfectly shaped, red lips that was so soft against his. He didn't know why but he felt so good, especially when the actor kissed him back. That skillful tongue invading his mouth, tasting him for all that he's worth, as if he was the only thing that mattered during that time. The bastard sure knew what he was doing. Expect nothing less from the Uchiha.

But Naruto kissed him back. He didn't know why he did that. Was it because the raven was an expert kisser or because he still wanted to prove that he was not inferior compared to the actor?

In the end, he realized a horrifying truth; no matter how much he denied it, that kiss was—

--he liked that kiss.

He was befuddled and very scared. He didn't want to face these foreign feelings.

And he ran as if he was being chased by lions, anacondas and land-breathing white sharks.

He had to run as fast as he could. He needed to outrun his own thoughts.

Or maybe he could just kill Kiba and spare himself a lifetime of embarrassment.

That sounds better.

"Watch out, dog-breath. Close your eyes for a second and you'll find yourself looking from a hole 6 feet under the ground," he said with an uncharacteristically sadistic smile.

Kiba has to outrun Naruto at this rate too.

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"Where the hell is that scary-but-cute-in-a-weird-way little brother?" Sabaku Temari out her right hand over her forehead and scanned the surrounding building. She didn't care about the stares she was receiving from other students who were loitering around, skipping on their classes. And she was not bothered if most of those stares were from females.

The 19-year old endorser was already used to this. She even received a lot of love confessions and indecent proposals from her own gender. She didn't know why the hell is that but she thought it was because of her image.

Temari was a famous endorser for products that have to do with athletics. She doesn't appear much on TV series or movies except for a selected few. Endorsing was just a sideline since her real love was car racing.

She's slowly earning a name in the international grand prix as one of the youngest and fastest racecar driver. She had been nicknamed as the Queen of the Fan for her almost inhuman-like speed in the track. She also had three championships under her belt.

She had blonde hair that was tied in some sort of pigtails of four and sea green eyes. She had a pretty face and a shapely body to match. She was also smart and a fun person to be with. And even if she's well-known, she was never mean to anyone. She doesn't rate people for their fame and money.

Then, why didn't she have a boyfriend? She was a 'NBSB', as in No Boyfriend Since Birth.

Just like other girls, she dreamed of having her prince charming sweep her off her feet. With a matching white stallion and a dazzling smile, stuff like that.

"GAARA! Where the fuck are you hiding?" She yelled out in frustration, the students surprised with the sudden outburst. It was part of her, suddenly yelling out in the middle of anywhere.

"And he just had to study here in Konoha! Seriously, how is this school better than Suna Private School? I woke up early just to see you, you ungrateful brat!"

The students slowly disappeared around her vicinity, not wanting to be involved with a pretty and famous but talking to herself blonde. No that Temari minded them.

Her shoot was scheduled in the afternoon but she had the urge to see her adorably scary young redheaded brother. Or in Gaara's opinion, to annoy him. Was it that bad for an older sister to see and check up on her youngest brother?

"GAARA!"

"Miss, could you lower your voice? Troublesome," a boy emerged from the bushes. His polo was open by a few buttons, the tie messily done and the small black vest looked as if it was just thrown off. His pinky was on his ear, yawning without even covering his mouth.

"Who the hell are you to tell me to shut up?" she retorted back, not used to being told what to do.

"Me? No one important. I was taking my nap when you suddenly yelled," the boy yawned, emphasizing that he was indeed disturbed by Temari's loud monologue.

"Do you know who I am?" Temari was one who hated losing in an argument (if you could call it that)

"Sabaku Temari, 19 years old racecar driver, endorser etc. Yeah, I know, you're famous and all but that doesn't mean you could go on and yell. You might be disturbing people in their beloved naps."

Temari smiled. She was starting to like this guy.

She had the glimpse of her prince. But he looked like as if he fell from the horse rather than rode on it.

"What's your name?"

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"N-Naruto! L-let us talk about this…" Kiba slowly backed away from his seemingly possessed friend.

The blonde had this smile, a smile that the brunette usually sees when a man or a woman tries to seduce someone in his porn videos. This was bad, really bad. Was this the Naruto he had met four years ago?

"Oh Kiba…you just—" Naruto slowly unzipped his jacket, looking over at the now-pale dog-lover with hazy blue eyes.

"D-dude, chill out. It's bad to do this when you're mind is clouded with anger. You're seeing things that you shouldn't be doing!" Kiba kept on backing down until he tripped on a protruding root and fell down. He used his hands to drag him backwards, far away from the crazy-psycho friend.

"—don't know how much—" Naruto purred and walked on all fours, crawling towards the scared and trembling Kiba. He straddled the other boy's lap and put his hands over Kiba's chest. He lowered his head until he reached the other boy's ear and whispered in a breathy voice.

"—I want to—"

Kiba prayed to whatever gods listening to end this predicament that he himself had done. Because of that stupid bet, he lost his best friend to homosexuality. He closed his eyes and bid a silent adieu to what remained of his chastity.

"—do this to you…"

The dog-lover waited for the inevitable.

SLAM!

"Ouch! What the fuck?!" he opened his eyes. He could feel a definite bruising on his left eye.

Naruto stood up with his fists clenched. "You deserve that asshole! For making me go through this hell and all."

Kiba breathed a sigh of relief. He really thought it would really be the end of his chastity. Or at least what was left of it.

"For a second, I thought you were going gay –FUCK!" he rubbed his right eye and could feel the same sensation. Now he had to worry about two black-eyes.

"To make sure you never mention this to anyone. This is between you and me dog-breath," the blonde's voice was calm but full of venom. Kiba mutely nodded. It was better to be a yes-man right now than feel his friend's wrath.

He was quite scary when it comes to Uchiha and kisses.

Speaking of that actor, I wonder what his reaction was. I'm sure he must have enjoyed that, with his reaction of Naruto a few days ago, Kiba thought.

"Hey dog-breath, let's get going. You might want to visit the infirmary first. You look like an overgrown dog pretending to be human and trying to pass as a panda," Naruto snickered. He was back in his uniform.

"Agh! Fuck it, this is your fault!"

It's not as if he'll recognize him. Unless he had photographic memory or something.

And how wrong Kiba was.

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"Aww, c'mon Iruka-sensei! Just one kiss?"

Sasuke watched as his manager, Kakashi flirted with another male teacher with a scar on his nose. Iruka had a kind face but in the actor's opinion, was quite average-looking. Then again, Kakashi was known for his eccentric tastes.

"Kakashi-sensei! Please refrain from acting in the school like that!" Iruka slapped his co-teacher's wandering hands.

"Does that mean I could kiss you outside school hours," Kakashi was replied by the slamming of a lesson plan against his head. Iruka walked out of the room to avoid physically abusing the perverted man.

"I could just feel his love…" the silver-haired man dreamily sighed. Sasuke didn't comment on his manager's absurd notion. The raven had other important things to attend, mainly knowing the identity if his blonde kisser.

"Oh right. Blonde hair, blue eyes and whisker-like marks on the face? So what did my favorite student do this time that?" Kakashi went to his seat and flipped a folder open. He got his favorite Icha-Icha paradise out now that he was not harassing his dolphin.

"Did you say 'my favorite student'?" the raven's eyes narrowed in possessiveness at the innocent term used. He didn't appreciate the inclusion of 'my' in the sentence. The blonde was already his property even if the other didn't know it. Yet.

"He's in my advisory class. Is that possessiveness I see?" the older man grinned (?) at him.

"Give me his files." Sasuke demanded.

"What are your intentions? I'm not keen on giving personal information to suspicious individuals."

Sasuke's eyebrow twitched. He was not a patient man. He glared at Kakashi, a glare meaning "None of your business or I'll kill you in a macabre and horrifying manner."

Kakashi was already immune to this treatment and handed the requested file. Sasuke was far from being a suspicious individual of course. He just liked toying with the boy.

"Really, care to tell me what are you going to do with that information?"

Kakashi watched as Sasuke scanned the file. After a few minutes, it was handed over to him. He knew that the actor already memorized the information he needed.

He wondered what exactly Naruto did to attract Sasuke's attention. The blonde had a penchant of being a magnet for the worst of troubles.

Sasuke's lecherous grin was not helping in Kakashi's doubts. He had to reconsider Sasuke's status as a suspicious individual. That grin definitely spelled trouble.

"Kakashi, I'm going to ask you a favor…"

And the actor asking no demanding didn't help either. This was trouble. He had to be more careful in handing private information of his students.

Chances are really in Sasuke's favor.

The blonde was no longer a stranger. Now he had a name.

Uzumaki Naruto. And he turned out to be a student of Kakashi. Things would be much easier.

"Kakashi, I'm going to ask you a favor…"

Here I come, Naruto.

TBC

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