How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

30. Death by fireworks

I do not own Zelda. Nintendo owns it. And we've reached chapter 30! Only 20 more to go! HUZZAH!

Ilia was carrying a bunch of fireworks in her arms. "Linky is gonna be happy for me when I bring him these fireworks!"

She plopped the fireworks into a large pile and ran off to get a torch and a bomb. Link walked by and noticed the fireworks. "What the hell is this?" He bent over and looked at the rockets, the firecrackers, the roman candles.

"It's missing something… AH HA!" Link pulled a Bombchu and set it up. It flew from his hands and sped off. "Oh, well!" Link shrugged and walked off.

Ilia returned with the bomb in her hands and placed it on top of her fireworks pile. "There! Now to light this baby up!"

Suddenly, the bombchu ran straight into the fireworks and exploded, causing them to fly upwards and some of them launched straight towards Ilia, sending her flying backwards.

"GUH! ACK! GLARK!" Ilia screamed in pain as everything blew up on her. She clawed at her throat as the bomb fell upon her body and blew up, killing her.

Link saw the whole thing and grimaced. "Holy shit," He shuddered and walked away quickly. "Stupid bitch."

TBC.