Thinking

'Inner Self'

(Mumbling)

"Talking"

YELLING

Emphasis

YELLING ENPHASIS (yhea I know duh just wasting time and hoping you'd get bored.)

WARNING: This is Ita/Saku if you do not like the there is a nifty little button at the top left hand corner of your screen. No likey, no ready!

As a witness Sakura has had to endure many things this is just one of them…

Sakura grunted to her-self as she placed her feet on the dashboard in the passenger seat of Itachi's black 1968 Comoro. She was slouching in her seat but at least she was buckled. Itachi glanced at her and then looked back onto the road.

"Please remove your feet from my dashboard… If the air-bags were to deploy then you would be crushed instantly." Itachi stated while making another left turn.

Of course Sakura ignored him, her not being in the mood to listen to anyone or anything at this point. So to emphasize his point, at the next stop light he had made sure that here was now one behind him or in front for safety measures. When the light turned red he had purposely slammed on his beaks which caused Sakura's torso to fly forward when the car jerked forward but was caught by the seat-belt, slamming her back into her seat. When the car jerked back her knees slammed into her chest causing the wind to fly out of her lungs.

Sakura placed her legs on the floor as she started to gasp for air then turned a full on glare at her assailant, AKA the driver. Itachi took another glance at her and only raised his brow.

"I had warned you to put your down, had I not?" He questioned flatly earning him a small pink tong being stuck out at him. "If you do not wish to have hot sauce poured on that appendage I suggest you stick it back in your mouth." Itachi warned yet again. Sakura tong was replaced by a strange look, she had to ask.

"You keep hot sauce in car?" The light finally turned green but before Itachi took off he gave one finale look to Sakura and said-

"Do not test me." Sakura crossed her arms over her chest then childishly and quickly stuck her tong out again before whipping her head to look out the window. Itachi drew in a great deal of air and then let of it all in one take along with his patience. Avoiding traffic he maneuvered his car to the curb and parked it. Sakura gave him a quixotic look; it was only when he reached for his door compartment and took out the 'Louisiana Hot Sauce' did she realize with horror what he was about to do. She unbuckled as fast as she could and tried to get out of the care but Itachi was just a bi-it faster…

The bastard had locked the doors on her.

Panicking Sakura dropped the back of her seat and scrabbled to the back of the car. Itachi unbuckled and shifted out of his seat to chase after her he dodged her left leg but unfortunately he was too late to doge the right. Sakura ended up kicking him right in the gut while trying to get to another part of the car, mainly slipping by Itachi and getting into the driver's seat to unlock the damn doors!

Bu-ut unfortunately for her Uchiha-Freaking-Itachi had other plans. Finally out of irritation he pit the capped bottle in-between his teeth as he spread her legs apart so he wouldn't suffer any more damage from her powerful kicks, then he quickly leaned in to gab her hands and folded them behind her back using his left hand to brace her two tiny wrists. His right hand however went to retrieve the pair of handcuffs from the case near his back pocket. Itachi waved them tauntingly in front of her face making her grimace.

"You wouldn't dare!" Sakura yelled squirming but Itachi just smirked with the bottle still in his mouth, which only told her 'Oh, I dare.' In less then a second he slapped the cuffs on her and opened the bottle of hot sauce.

"I did warn you Miss Haruno." As a last attempt Sakura tightly sealed her lips to keep the nasty stuff out but yet again unfortunately for her Itachi is just one step ahead…

He plugged her nose.

Her eyes bulged at him before gasping for breath. Weather she could help it of not that was a big mistake. Itachi took that opportunity, grabbed her jaw and poured the hot sauce on her tong. She 'ep'ed at the contacted and then her eyes started to water at the awful taste and the growing heat in her mouth. Itachi clamped her mouth shut and watched her go through her painful lesson.

"Don't you even think about spiting this out or you will be cleaning the inside of this car with even more in your mouth." He growled at her removing his hand. Sakura didn't spit out the sauce; Itachi's been good to his word so far so it's best not to go any father now. So she just sat there with involuntary tears streaming down her face while wait for the extreme heat in her mouth to go away… Kami how much did he put in? After putting the passenger seat back Itachi scooted her behind it and buckled her in. He took another look at her but a second too long for his own good. Kisame and Shisui had no qualms in revealing to Itachi that he himself was a soft hearted when it came to a pure woman crying though it be real crying from the heart or from 'Louisiana Hot Sauce'. Real tears were real tears and he just can't stand it. Itachi leaned to the clove-compartment to grab the on-the-go-Kleenexes and came back in front of the pink haired spunk. He opened the package and used the soft tissue to wipe away the tears. Soon they stopped and she was just glaring at him.

"You may swallow it now." Itachi stated giving her his usual none caring look. As soon as he said the word 'swallow' gulped down the contents in her mouth the saliva that accumulated while she was under-going her 'punishment' helps keep the sauce from burning her throat but that didn't top her body from sweating and as soon as she had consumed the vile sauce she started panting for fresh and cool air.

But her bubble was burst when the air she tried to intake was worm hot even. Sakura looked up to find that the Uchiha was still hovering over her… and kneeling in-between her legs. Sakura tugged on her hands to find that they were still hand cuffed and she was wearing a seatbelt… great… He leaned forward slightly and put his left hand right next to her head rest and his right hand steadied himself on the seat.

Sakura felt heat come to her face and she felt completely embarrassed for it. Here she was Sakura Haruno allowing a simple man like the Uchiha to make her blush. Yeah, she had heard that the Uchihas where complete sex gods Toya bragged about it one day at Orochimaru's mansion. She had said that they all had huge members and every single one of the Uchihas was like an energizer bunny they could go for hours and hours and still have plenty to spare. Sakura heard many more stories in the mansion and on the go. The stories Toya told were just from the Uchihas she seduced trying to get information sometimes it worked sometimes it didn't. but that didn't mean Sakura wanted to experience it for herself first hand!

"Perhaps next time you will head my warnings Miss Haruno." Itachi whispered with his crushed silk velvet voice of his before pushing himself off the seat and sitting back in the driver's side and placing his hands on the wheal. When the car started moving again Sakura had noticed several things…

1: She was still hand cuffed…

2: Uchihas are strange in many ways… for instance they keep bottles of hot sauce in their cars…

"Hey Uchiha… Why is there hot sauce in your car? Seriously… Do you like hot spicy food that much?" Sakura asked trying to get noise back in the uncomfortable silence.

"No. I despise hot spicy foods. But my cousin seems to love hot sauce…" Itachi grunted.

"Why's that?"

"He just won't keep his tong in his mouth whenever he's in my vehicle." Came another short grunt replay from the male driver. Then he mumbled ("I swear he is such a child.") But Sakura herd this and scoffed.

"YOU PROBABLY HATE KIDS!" She yelled at him while trying to tug at the cuffs again.

"Actually Miss Haruno despite what you believe I adore children" he told her as-a-matter-of-factly. At this Sakura slouched back in her seat and mumbled begrudgingly.

("Oh, and I bet they just lo-ove you…") Itachi glanced up at the rear view mirror so that she knew that he had heard what she had said but Sakura only gave him the toughest glare she could muster at the moment… 1 If looks could kill… They would both be dead…

"You might want to watch yourself Miss Haruno." Itachi almost growled. He was sorely losing his patience with her.

"WHAT? What are you going to do? (You already dumped a bunch of hot sauce in my mouth…)" Itachi just 'hn'ed and turned his gaze back on the rode. Sakura tried yanking on the cuffs again and huffed. "Hey are you going to take these freaking things off?" She asked trying to put her wrists into view for emphasis.

"I am driving at the moment Miss Haruno. You can wait until we get to our destination."

"And how much longer is that going to take!" Sakura asked in exhaustion.

"About… thirty minutes or so." Sakura leaned back and grunted in her seat she tried to adjust so it wouldn't be less comfortable for her but her arms were already starting to fall asleep on her. She could just imagine the aches and pains that she'll have latter and a good deal of them too. Well isn't this just great.

2'You should have seen your face when he got really close! Cha! I whish he snapped a photo of that!' Inner laughed

Shut up you! You got a nose bleed thinking dirty thoughts!

'Oh, no my dear! Since we are one in the same you where thinking dirty thoughts and you were just getting an eternal nosebleed!'

That's your excuse for almost everything!

'I do have to admit I would LO-OVE to get my hands on the 'God of the Sex' Though prrrrr'

WHAT did you just call him?

'What 'God of the Sex'? Hmm yeah your right maybe not enough for a man of his… status'

Oh god…

'How about Uchiha-mega-sheet-romper! Or maybe-

NO MORE!

'What's wrong? Can't handle your own dirty jokes?'

Just go away…

'Alright deary but I'll be back!'

Sakura slouched in her seat even more her arms were now totally asleep, her face was as red as a tomato, and they weren't even at Itachi's house yet... Sakura really hated her day so far… Oh look now it's raining… at least she liked the rain… but that's not the problem you see she changed her sweaty old dirty cloths before she left the police station and well… she was wearing a white t-shirt now… But her bra wasn't. It was a bright lime green color with mint leaves on it…

And this is just one of the many things that we must endure…

1 (Some of you might not get that. You see if Itachi died then the car would spin out of control and crash into many more cars causing Sakura to die… Kind like a hunter shooting one bird out of four or the three women eating ice-cream.)

2 I told knight that I would do the whole inner conversation but unfortunately nothing would com to me until around 11:45 at night so you can already guess where that went but I just got silly! Okay 'Uchiha-mega-sheet-romper' some of you might be wondering about that one… let me explain during the hour in which I am supposed to be sleeping I was thinking about Rumpelstilskin for some reason and out of no-where 'Uchiha-mega-sheet-romper' popped into my mind. Yeah when I get tired things like that happen and usually my mom goes "Oh dear god child…"

Well until next time!

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