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LUNCH
The junior high lunch period was after second and I had duty. I was supposed to *makes air quotations* "supervise" the kids and make sure that they didn't kill themselves or each other, but I didn't. Kids that old shouldn't need a babysitter. Anyways, I went outside and there's like this little path going through the flower bed and stuff. So I'm walking along, looking at the flowers and then I accidentally stepped on this little pansy. I felt bad until the kid ran off screaming and crying like a little… well, pansy. It made me wonder what the little twerp was doing in the walkway like that. *shrugs* Oh well. Aside from that, not much happened. I stood around. Kids ran around. Then the bell rang.
THIRD PERIOD
Third period turned out to be another physics class. I was thrilled! I already had my lesson plan ready. Projectile motion. Definitely. Unfortunately for me, this class was a bit larger. I had about 12 students, so I decided on a different project. I figured we could go outside, push a bus and learn about the amount of force needed to move an object. So I got all of the kids together and I got in the bus so I could steer while they pushed. I got a stop watch and I'm like "Go." and all the kids start pushing. Guess how much the bus moved. GUESS! Not a stinkin' inch. They were all back there straining and I'm like "Push! Put some effort into it." and they're like "We are." Due to the fact that they were straining, it came out more like "weeeeeeeeeeeee…aaaareee." After watching them struggle for a while longer, I decided to help them out and get off of the brake. *laughs*When the bus finally starts moving and I lean out the window and go "See. I knew you could do it." They were all grumbling and stuff. *chuckles* While they were pushing, this one kid goes asked me when they could stop pushing. I'm like "You can stop when I tell you." We proceeded to go a bit further and then I'm like "STOP!" I made one of the kids come around and push the little button for me. After a few seconds, a guy's voice came over the speaker. He was like "Hi. Welcome to Sonic. May I take your order?" and I'm like "Yeah. I'll have a popcorn chicken combo with tator tots and a sonic burger." The dude told me how much it would be and I was like "Okay." Of course, I had no intention of paying the amount. When he brought me my food, I used a mind trick on him to make him forget about the money. I had actually forgotten about my students until one kid decided that he was gonna be all brave and stuff. He was all like "I can't believe you made us push you all the way to Sonic." and I was like "So? I haven't had lunch yet. Besides, this way, they can't complain about me wasting gas." From that point nothing really happened except for me enjoying my meal while the kids pushed the bus back to the school. When we finally got back and put the bus up, the bell was ringing.
FIFTH PERIOD
Last class of the day. I'm sure you're wondering what happened to fourth period. Long story short, we traveled through it. The bell that rang when we got back was the end of fourth or beginning of fifth. Whatever you wanna call it. Anyways, I walked back into my classroom and my class was already there. They were all staring at me like I should have been there earlier or something. Then this chick knocks on the door and she's all like "You're wanted at the office." and I'm like "I have a class. I'll be there eventually." and she's like "I've been sent to watch your class for you, so you can leave." so I'm like "Fine." I go down to the office and they fired me. ME! I couldn't believe it. They claim that I'm not a safe person to have around the kids. *huffs* I mean really! I only hurt one kid…wait, there was also that one…and that other guy and uhhhhmmmm…those two and w- NEVERMIND! It doesn't really matter. Well, I guess that's all the important stuff. Bye now. *leaves*
Well, that's a wrap. :)