I do not own Zelda, Touhou, nor Leatherface. They are owned by their respective creators.
"LINKY!" Ilia chased our hapless hero through the meadow. "COME BACK!"
"SOMEONE HELP ME!" Link screamed in fear. Suddenly, a gap filled with eyes opened up in front of him and sucked him in.
"LINKKKK-" Ilia stopped and looked around. "Linky? LINKY? WHERE ARE YOU?" Another gap then opened up under Ilia and she fell in.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ilia screamed as she fell on a dirt road as the gap closed. "Owww…" She moaned as she brushed herself off.
"Linky? Where are you?" Ilia blinked as she looked at a guy waving his chainsaw in the air. "HEY, YOU!" Ilia screamed at him. The masked man stared at Ilia as she stomped towards him.
"I'm talking to you, you freak! Where's my Linky?" Ilia put her hands on her hips. "Answer me, you-"
SPLAT!
Ilia head fell to the ground as the masked man began to rip apart her corpse with his chainsaw.
Meanwhile, Yukari Yakumo was watching this scene with a smile on her face. "I say, this is funny." She spoke in a faux-British accent.
"Yeah. At least Ilia won't bug me about her lovey-dovey crap." Link grinned as he sipped some Darjeeling from his cup. "Where did you say you got this tea from, again?"
"India, my dear boy." Yukari waved her dismissively as she continued to watch Leatherface's work on Ilia.
TBC.