How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

34. Death By Emonga

I do not own Zelda nor Pokemon. They are both owned by Nintendo.

Ilia was looking around the big, bright shiny place. "Oooh!" She giggled. "I wonder if I can have one of these blinking thingies!"

She skipped around the place as she saw a sexy, blonde girl with headphones on her ears. "Hey! Can I have one of those things on your head?"

"What, my headphones?" The blonde blinked.

"Well, DUH!" Ilia snorted. She then spotted an Emonga sitting on her shoulder. "OOOH! It's so cute! Can I have it?"

"What? No! He's my pokemon!"

"GIVE IT TO ME!" Ilia screamed as she ran towards the blonde. "I WANT IT I WANT IT I WANT IT!"

Emonga screeched and flew towards Ilia and clung to her face, zapping her. "AAAAAGGGHHHH!" Ilia's body went into a spasm.

The blonde watched in horror as Ilia danced around in a hilarious way. "Emonga, return!" The blonde recalled the pokemon into her poke ball.

Ilia fell to the ground, dead as a doornail. "Oh, crap. I gotta call someone." Kamitsure ran to her office as the charred corpse of Ilia lay there, smoking.