I do not own Zelda or Barney. They are owned by their respective companies.
Ilia walked through a meadow. "LINKYYY~" She sang. "Where are you?" The village beauty grunted as she trudged through the scattered toys on the playground.
"Stupid little brats!" She screamed. Ilia kicked a ball, sending it flying to a child's face. "WAAAAH! SHE HIT MEEEE!"
"SHUT UP!" Ilia barked at him. Suddenly, Barney appeared out of nowhere and frowned at Ilia. "Hoo Hoo Hoo! Don't you know it's not nice to hurt people, young lady?"
"I don't care! He shouldn't have gotten in my way!" Ilia shrieked.
"Ooh, I think we have to teach you a lesson, young lady." Barney giggled. "Let's sing a song!"
"I love you, you love me-"
"NO, I DON'T!"
"We're a happy family…"
Ilia let out a growl as she grasped hairs at her head.
"With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won't you say you love me too?"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Ilia shrieked, finally snapped. "I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
Ilia dove at Barney, ready to punch his lights out, but he stepped to the side and Ilia crashed into the brick wall instead, crushing her head in, killing her.
"Oh dear. That's what happens to people that don't listen," Barney giggled as the kids cheered for Ilia's death.
TBC.