How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

38. Death by Artemis

I do not own Zelda or Greek Mythology. Nintendo owns Zelda, Greek Mythology is owned by the Greeks.

Ilia found herself in a very dark forest. "Where am I?" She cried out. No one answered her expect her own echo.

"LINKY?" She shrieked.

"LINKY?" the echo called back.

"Who's there?" Ilia shouted.

"Who's there?" The echo answered.

"I ASKED YOU FIRST, BITCH!"

"I ASKED YOU FIRST, BITCH!"

Ilia seethed in anger. "YOU STUPID CUNT BAG!"

"YOU STUPID CUNT BAG!"

Ilia finally snapped as she let out a scream and ran towards the source of the insulting voice. "AAAAARGH!" She dove at an undressing figure near a pond and tackled her.

"I GOT YOU NOW, BITCH! DIE!" Ilia punched the figure in the head repeatedly and kneed it in the backside.

The figure fell into the water, much to Ilia's delight. "HA! I GOT YOU NOW…" Ilia's voice died off as she recognized the figure.

Artemis glared down at the hapless farm brat as she clenched her fists, her body covered in pond scum, her wet, long hair covering her breasts.

"Um… oops?" Ilia let out a feeble reply.

Artemis grabbed her bow and arrow and shot Ilia in the head, sending her crashing down into the ground. "Arrogant little shit." She spat and started to wipe off the scum off of her sculpted, muscular body.

TBC.