CH 16: Sideswipe from Transformers
Big Bad Wolf
"Please tell me you're joking."
"Nope!"
"… Really?"
"Yup!"
"And I got roped into this how?"
"Look at it this way, it could have been a female character."
That fact in mind he took the suit and shut his mouth.
"Xander, Willow, you look very nice."
"Thanks Mrs. S."
Willow beamed at his side. He wasn't entirely sure about the backgrounds of the characters, but he'd read some of the books that Willow had lent him and he had to admit the premise was pretty entertaining.
"Who are you two?"
"A midnight radio talk show host and her lawyer."
"I could make many jokes about that."
"Go right ahead, we've got a head start after all."
Xander grinned as he walked into the library. The aftermath of Halloween had been pretty funky. Willow was all about looking into things and her confidence had soared.
Or at least she was much better at faking it.
Buffy, dressed damsel that she had been was grumping over her new skills at weaving being absolutely useless for Slaying (thank you Karma).
Looking at the portfolio in his hand he grinned again as he approached Giles.
"Xander, to what do I owe the dubious pleasure?"
"Nice to see you too Giles, though you might like this."
He handed over the folder and enjoyed the sight of a thoroughly gobsmacked librarian nee Watcher.
"How?"
"The mayor didn't really leave a will, I checked. So I legally pulled some strings and whatnot and laid claim to his entire estate."
"What! How the bugger did you pull that off!"
"Halloween."
"But I thought you went as a werewolf!"
"Nope, worse."
"What!"
"A werewolf with a law degree."
"Oh bloody hell!"