I do not own Zelda nor Norse Mythology. They are both owned by their respective people.
Ilia was sitting on a rock, plucking off flower petals. "He loves me, he loves me not…" She hummed to herself.
The village girl smiled to herself as she ended up with the last petal. "He loves me-"
BOOM!
A loud explosion sent her flying off the rock and into the mud with a plop. Ilia stood up in anger, gnashing her teeth.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?" She roared as she stomped towards the source of the explosion.
She saw an eight-legged horse carrying a large man with two ravens on his shoulder. The man had only one eye and had a large helmet on his head.
"Who the fuck are you, you stupid old man?" Ilia screamed at him. "YOU ALMOST KILLED ME!"
"I am the mighty Odin," the old man boomed. "The leader of the gods of Asgard."
"I DON'T CARE! YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR STUPID ASGARD AND SUCK IT!" Ilia screeched.
Odin frowned darkly and grabbed his spear. "What did you just say?"
"I SAID, YOU CAN GO BACK TO YOUR STUPID ASGARD-"
SPLUT!
Ilia was cut in half by Gungnir, her organs slumping out from her halves and blood forming a pool around her.
"Insolent child." Odin then ascended back to the heavens once again, in search for Asgard.
TBC.