How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

40. Death by Thor

I do not own Zelda nor Norse Mythology.

"COME BACK, LINKY!"

Ilia chased our hero around the forest, intent on glomping him. "LINKYYYY!"

"LEAVE ME ALONE!" Link wailed in despair.

"COME HERE!"

"SOMEONE HELP ME!"

Suddenly, a thunderbolt struck the ground in front of Ilia. "ACK!" she cried out. "WHAT THE HELL?" The village beauty screamed out in anger.

The light faded away to reveal a large, brawny man with red hair. He held a large hammer in his hand and he glared at Ilia.

"Who are you, buddy?" Ilia glared back. "HUH? ANSWER ME, DIPSHIT!"

"I AM THE MIGHTY GOD OF THUNDER, THOR!" The man roared. "AND I HAVE COME TO RIGHT A WRONG THAT NEEDS TO BE ANSWERED!"

With that, Thor raised his hammer and smashed Ilia into a million bloody pieces as Link yelped in fear and hid in a hollow tree.

"The deed is done," Thor snorted and wiped the gore of his hammer with his cape. "Now, I go."

Link poked his head out of the tree as Thor vanished within the flash of lightning. "See ya, Thor!" He waved at the fleeting thundercloud. "Thanks a bunch!"

TBC.