(ShadowGirl is typing away as Naruto walks in)
ShadowGirl: Oh, hey Naruto, I already started the chapter without you.
Naruto: Oh, okay. Let me guess in this one, I'm really awesome then I save the day and all the girls fling themselves at me!
ShadowGirl: Hahaha...no. Actually Naruto, you aren't in this chapter. Sorry.
Naruto: What? Are you kidding? Hello, it's called NARUTO; you can't have any Naruto story without ME, NARUTO, in it!
ShadowGirl: Well actually I can, while you're important to the story it's also important to see what else is going on in Konoha besides your life. It's not all about you; anyway this chapter is very important to the future story line! (And it's actually called Narutard)
Naruto: I hate you so much...
ShadowGirl: I know! Oh yeah, I do not own Naruto!
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The Hokage Files:
Shizune raced down the hallway and burst into the Hokage's office only to find Tsunade sleeping at her desk.
"Hokage Sama! Have you-"
"Nope" Tsunade answered as she lifted her head from the desk and yawned.
"But I didn't even ask you yet-" Shizune stammered.
"Yeah but knowing me I probably haven't done anything I'm meant to."
Shizune shook her head in frustration and stomped into the room, "I was going to ask if you've signed that treaty with the village of sand yet, have you?"
Tsunade frowned, "what treaty?"
Shizune stared at the pile of papers that had begun to collect on the Hokage's desk. She then noticed one particular paper sticking out of the pile.
With one swift movement Shizune grasped the edge of the paper and pulled it out fast so the pile didn't collapse. She then proceeded to slam her hand against Tsunade's desk and push the paper into Tsunade's face.
"This treaty! The treaty that will create a war between the hidden village of sand and our own village if it isn't signed and sent back by Monday!"
Tsunade glanced at the paper, "oh yeah...that. I was going to sign it, but then something else came up."
"Like what? What could possibly be more important than signing this treaty?"
"It was dinner time and I was hungry, anyway that was a long time ago...actually isn't today Monday?"
Shizune stared wide eyed at Tsunade before running to the nearest calendar and checking the day. Shizune turned back to Tsunade with a crazed look in her eyes that scared Tsunade to death.
"What is it Shizune, is it Monday?" Tsunade asked worriedly, but that was okay they could probably get the treaty back before the end of the day, they were ninjas after all right?
Shizune answered Tsunade in a shaky breath, "no, it's not Monday at all."
"Oh good, so we still have plenty of time to-"
"It's Tuesday."
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ShadowGirl: So Naruto, what do you think?
Naruto: I hate it. It didn't have me in it so I hate it! If you ever make a chapter without me in it ever again, I will sue you. I'm serious.
ShadowGirl: Err...Please review people!
Naruto: No don't, or I'll sue you all! Mwhahahaha!
ShadowGirl: Don't worry, it's just the chocolate he ate earlier talking.