How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

41. Death by Shinkenger

I do not own Zelda or Shinkenger. They are both owned by Nintendo and Toei.

Ilia sat nearby a river and began to pick some flowers. "Oh, Linky, How I long I must wait for you to love me back~"

Suddenly, a giant claw grabbed Ilia and dragged her into the red portal. "AAAH! HELP MEEE!" The portal vanished in a poof.

Ilia opened her eyes to see a large ship floating in red water. "What's going on?" She screamed loudly. Her screams awoke the sleeping Nanashi, who erupted from the earth, swords drawn at the ready.

Ilia stopped and looked at them. "AAAAAAAAAH! LINKY, HELP MEE!" The Nanashi ran at her, swords raised, and hacked her to bloody pieces.

Ilia's head was thrown into the river and it floated down to parts unknown…

Doukoku gulped down some more sake as he tossed the dish near a pile of junk. "That red sake felt good…" He growled and slammed his sword, wanting seconds.

TBC.