I do not own Zelda or Egyptian Mythology. The first one is owned by Nintendo.
"LINKYYY~" Ilia sang as she walked down the long tunnel that she saw Link run into. "WHERE ARE YOU?"
She was so busy looking for Link that she didn't notice a hole in front of her. "LINK-AAAAAAAAAAHHH!" She screamed as she fell into the hole and landed in some water.
"AAACK!" Ilia spat out the water in her mouth and looked around. "Where am I?" She blinked and saw someone rowing a boat. "Wait for me!" She swam after the boat, hoping to catch a ride.
Soon, Ilia reached land and climbed up the docks, then headed for the large temple. She looked around and saw a dog-headed man, a bird-headed man, a beautiful woman, and a dried-up husk of a man.
"Who the fuck are you people?" Ilia shouted at them. "Where the hell am I?"
"Thoth, can you judge this lost soul?" Osiris asked.
"I can, my lord." Thoth grabbed a weight and placed it on the scales. "The scales say that she is guilty, my lord."
"Anubis?" Isis asked.
"At once, My lady!" Anubis boomed.
Suddenly, Ilia was covered in bandages and was kicked into a sarcophagus. Then Anubis pushed it into the burning flames of hell. "AAAAAAAAAH!" Ilia screamed from the inside as the heat began to boil her from the inside.
"HEEEELP MEEEEH!" Ilia tried to scream, but the heat had nearly burned her vocal cords and she couldn't speak properly. Then her skin started to burn up and her brain was literally being cooked.
By the time the sarcophagus reached the bottom, Ilia was already dead and well cooked. This was the fate of the damned and the idiotic.
TBC.