(ShadowGirl is sitting down with Naruto and is randomly humming, trying to figure out what to do for the next chapter)
ShadowGirl: Do you like animals Naruto?
Naruto: Yeah, why?
ShadowGirl: ….No reason….
(A banner appears: SHADOWGIRL DOES NOT OWN NARUTO)
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The Ninja Scroll of Seals:
Seeing as Naruto's ninja tactics of sneaking around always seemed to fail him he decided to use all the knowledge from every James Bond movie he's ever seen to sneakily, STEAL THE SCROLL OF SEALS!
Yes, this was his big plan.
Using James Bond logic Naruto succeeded in snatching the scroll but was almost caught twice, once when reached the scroll, only to find it heavily guarded, and the other when he was sneaking away with the scroll and that monkey and its trainer came by….Naruto resisted the urge to jump out and attack them then, he would wait to get his revenge another day.
Nether the less, Naruto managed to steal the scroll of seals!
Naruto found a small secluded clearing in a near by forest and quietly laughed to himself.
"Hahaha, using the scroll of seals I can get Iruka back for failing me!"
Naruto laid out the scroll and began to read it.
"Wait, this can't be right…" muttered Naruto, "this doesn't say anything about how to make the seals appear! Wait, maybe they've already come out and are hiding, but that's no good I need them!"
It's at this time in the story that Naruto hears a strange voice. Mine.
ShadowGirl: Err, Naruto, let me just stop you there and ask what are you talking about?
Naruto starts to frantically search around the clearing, "not now, I'm busy looking for the seals!"
ShadowGirl: The seals?
"Yes, the seals. The ones that are going to help me defeat Iruka as revenge!"
ShadowGirl: Seals…like the animal?
"What else would I be talking about?"
ShadowGirl: Naruto…there are no seals.
Naruto stops searching and questionably looks up to where the voice is coming from, the star filled sky.
"But, there must be-"
ShadowGirl: No.
"But I thought-"
ShadowGirl: Well you thought wrong.
"But…It's the Scroll of SEALS!"
ShadowGirl: *sigh* Yeah, like the seals that help you perform your ninja techniques, not…the animal seal.
"Oh. Ooohhhh. Who are you anyway?"
ShadowGirl: Well I'm…I'm, err...
"Wait! You must be god! You're god aren't you?"
ShadowGirl: Err…Yes Naruto. Yes, I am god.
Suddenly Iruka bursts from the nearby trees and lands right in front of Naruto.
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ShadowGirl: Hmmm...What do you think Naruto?
Naruto: Cliff hanger ending huh? So why do I think you're god?
ShadowGirl: Because I am...
Naruto: Oh...you know I don't really like seals that much, I like foxes more!
ShadowGirl: Yes well, go tell someone who cares.
Naruto: You're moody today aren't you?
ShadowGirl: *smiles wickedly at Naruto* Yes and I have the power to control you and your life...
Naruto: Oh...Not good.*backs up into a corner and curls up in the fetal position*
ShadowGirl: *sigh* Please review!
Naruto: And please be nice and don't make her mad...