How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

43. Death by Kamen Rider Double

I do not own Zelda or Kamen Rider Double. They are both owned by Nintendo and Toei.

Ilia ran from the monster that was chasing her. "HELP MEEEEE!" She screamed in fear. She didn't want to die without seeing her Linky again.

Suddenly, a green and black figure stood on top of a building. "Hold it right there, Dopant!" It shouted in two voices.

Ilia stared at the figure curiously. One half was green, the other half was black. "What the hell are you?"

"Now, count up your sins!" The figure jumped from the building and kicked the monster in the face. Ilia screamed in shock as the monster nearly crashed into her.

"YOU DAMN-" Suddenly, one of the support beams fell onto the monster and her, crushing Ilia in the process. The monster erupted from the rubble and charged at Double.

"You never learn, dopant!" Double placed his Joker memory into a slot and glew with a bright light. "JOKER, MAXIMUM DRIVE!" The belt roared.

Then Double split in half and kicked the monster into oblivion. A USB memory popped out from the monster and snapped in two.

"Case closed." Double stood under the sun, triumphant.

TBC.