(ShadowGirl is sleeping peacefully as Naruto walks in and kicks her)

Naruto: Wake up already, it's 11am, go write my story!

ShadowGirl: Grrrrrr...no.

(Naruto leaves and comes back minutes later carrying a huge megaphone; he then proceeds to put it up to ShadowGirl's ear)

Naruto: I SAID WAKE UP!

(ShadowGirl leaps out of bed, snatches the megaphone and then puts it up to Naruto's ear)

ShadowGirl: FINE THEN, HERES MY DISCLAIMER, I DO NOT OWN NARUTO!

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Iruka's incredibly good looks (cough cough):

When Tsunade, or rather Shizune, discovered the missing Scroll of seals an order was given out to find who had stolen it and bring both them and the scroll back to Tsunade, however they had no leads and no idea where to start searching.

Iruka feared Naruto may had stolen it and his suspicions were proven correct when he stubbled across a clearing in the forest in which Naruto was sitting in the middle of with the scroll of seals!

However now Iruka looked down at Naruto from a near by tree in confusion. It was true Iruka had found Naruto in this clearing a couple of minutes ago but he hadn't jumped down because of what Naruto was doing. Iruka stared down in wonder as Naruto proceeded to talk… to the sky.

"But…It's the Scroll of SEALS!" Iruka heard Naruto cry out to the sky, Iruka however heard no response even though the forest was deadly silent tonight.

Naruto continued with his conversation, "Oh. Ooohhhh. Who are you anyway?"

There was a slight pause before Naruto yelled, "Wait! You must be god! You're god aren't you?"

Iruka didn't know whether to laugh or cry at the young boys' stupidity.

This has gone on for long enough; Naruto needs to be punished for this!

Iruka prepared to leap down from the tree and catch Naruto by surprise but at the last second he paused.

Someone else jumped down from the trees on the other side of the clearing and landed in front of Naruto. Moonlight shone down on the clearing and Iruka gasped in shock when he saw who had jumped down from the trees.

That's me, or at least it's someone using Henge no Jutsu to replicate my incredibly good looks, Iruka thought.

And indeed the man down in the clearing looked exactly like Iruka, bad looks and all.

The Iruka copy stepped toward Naruto, "Naruto, hand me the scroll of seals, I'll make sure you don't get in trouble."

Naruto turned toward Iruka in surprise, "Iruka-sensei! Um...I can...explain this...just give me five minutes to think of an excuse."

"Just hand it over!" The Iruka copy snapped.

Naruto bent down and picked the scroll up, but instead of handing it over, he jumped to the nearest tree and ran away.

As the Iruka copy went to chase after Naruto, the real Iruka took this chance to jump down from the trees and stop this copy.

I don't know who this is, Iruka thought as he landed in front of the copy, but I mustn't let him get the scroll of seals, I'm going to have to stall him and let Naruto look after the scroll for now...oh, this isn't going to end well.

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(Naruto is still suffering with his hearing after the megaphone incident)

ShadowGirl: Well, that's another chapter done! What do you think Naruto?

Naruto: what?

ShadowGirl: I said... never mind.

Naruto: What did you find?

ShadowGirl: Nothing, I said mind not find.

Naruto: Err...I can help you find it if you like. So what are we looking for again?

ShadowGirl: *Sigh* my sanity.