I do not own Zelda or Final Fantasy 2. They are owned by Square-Enix and Nintendo.
Ilia, Link, Midna, and Kafei were facing the Emperor in his unholy glory. "You fools! Now you will die here!"
"Oh, shut up!" Ilia snapped. "You think you're so big, with your scary looking crown and your ugly face! You think you can conquer hell, just to blow up the world! BIG FUCKING DEAL!"
The emperor growled as he began to cast Flare.
"AND ANOTHER THING, WHY IN GOD'S NAME ARE YOU CALLED THE EMPEROR? WHY DIDN'T YOUR MAMA CALL YOU SHITHEAD?"
WHOOM!
"AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGH!" Ilia's body was covered in searing flames as she slowly began to die. "LINNKKKYYYYYY!" were her last words as she faded from existence.
"Damn it!" Link shouted. "Ilia had the cure spell! Now we're all gonna die!"
The Emperor laughed as he finished off the party in an instant.
Party: Terminated.
TBC.