(ShadowGirl is watching a movie as Iruka walks in)
Iruka: What are you watching?
ShadowGirl: Ghost Rider
Iruka: Haven't you already watched that before?
ShadowGirl: Oh, only about 50 times now...
Iruka: And that would be more important than our fanfic, why exactly?
ShadowGirl: *Sigh* Fine, cue the disclaimer.
(Naruto suddenly appears in a blast of confetti and streamers)
Naruto: ShadowGirl does not own me, the mighty NARUTO!
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The two Iruka's
Iruka faced down his copy with a scowl, who was this imposter and what did he want with the scroll of seals?
The forest had become completely silent as the two Iruka's out stared each other. As several clouds passed over the moon and the clearing grew dim, the wind began to blow through the trees. Still both Iruka's refused to move an inch. As the breeze finally died down and the clouds passed the Iruka copy made his move.
In one swift movement the copy turned his head, pointed to the left of the clearing and screamed, "Hey look, a distraction!"
Meanwhile, somewhere else in the forest:
Naruto was still jumping through the trees but now found that he was out of breath. He paused for a second on a tree branch before dropping to the ground at the base of a tree.
Breathing heavily Naruto tossed the scroll of seals aside in his frustration, "stupid seals! You were supposed to help me get my revenge, but nooooo, I had to go and find out the hard way that you don't exist!"
After Naruto relaxed a little he began to think over what the godly voice from the sky had told him, something about the seals in the scroll being able to help with a Jutsu.
Well Iruka doesn't seem to have followed me, Naruto thought to himself, I guess it wouldn't hurt to at least try to learn something from this stupid scroll.
Meanwhile, back in the clearing:
The Iruka copy was getting really frustrated now, so far the real Iruka hadn't fallen for even one of his tricks. The copy tried again, "hey look, Tsunade's actually doing some work!"
So he knows the Hokage well, then he must be from Konoha, thought Iruka as he refused to turn around and take his gaze off the imposter.
"Hey look, it's Elvis!"
The real Iruka once again fought with the urge to turn to the direction where the copy Iruka was pointing.
"Ha, there's no way Elvis could be here, unless he's a ghost" Iruka said laughing, "and I actually strongly believe in ghosts, although I've yet to see one."
"Hey look, a ghost!"
Iruka swirled around excitedly, "where?"
I can't believe that actually worked, thought the copy Iruka in surprise, oh well, at least now I have my chance!
The copy turned and jumped from the clearing, it was in fact only midway through his jump when a problem occurred.
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ShadowGirl: Ha ha, done, now back to my movie! *stops and stares at the open DVD player and the missing ghost rider disk*
ShadowGirl: IRUKA!
Iruka: heh heh...
