I do not own Zelda nor Final Fantasy IV. They are owned by Square-Enix and Nintendo.
Ilia was staring at the long haired blonde lady, preening herself at the mirror. "Hurry up," She whined. "Linky's going to leave!"
Barbariccia frowned. Ilia was getting on her nerves and the thought of throwing her out the window was pretty tempting.
Ilia began jumping up and down, like a child. "HUR-RY- UPPPPP!" She wailed childishly. The Empress of the Winds clenched her fists as she glared at her roommate. "I'll be right out, for crying out loud!"
"NOT FAST ENOUGH!" was her response. "HURRY UP NOW!"
"That's it," Barbariccia stood up and stalked towards Ilia, a murderous glint in her eyes.
"What are you doing?" Ilia shouted. "And why aren't you wearing a dress? You look like a slut!"
Barbariccia grabbed her by the throat and glared down at her. "You listen to me, and you listen good!" Her grip began to tighten. "If I hear one more complaint out of you, just ONE more complaint, I'm going to throw you out of the window. UNDERSTAND?"
Ilia blinked in response.
"I'll take that as a yes." She dropped Ilia to the floor and sighed loudly.
"When are you going to cut your long ass hair-"
WHOOSH! CRASH!
"!" Ilia screamed as she dropped to her death below.
Barbariccia sighed as she brushed her hands off. "Why do they always think they can order me around?" She went back to preening herself at the mirror.
TBC.