I do not own Zelda or Final Fantasy VII. Square-Enix and Nintendo own it.
Ilia sat on a boulder, watching Sephiroth practice his swordplay. "I bet Linky could beat you in a fight!" She smiled.
"…" Sephiroth just stared at her as Ilia continued to run off her mouth. "He's even better than that spiky-haired douche! Clod, was it?"
WHAM!
"His name is Cloud." Sephiroth glowered at the girl. "And don't you forget it."
"Ooh, mister pretty-boy has got a crush on the spiky-haired douche…" Ilia giggled. "I bet you two fags must love to make kissy-kissy with each other."
Sephiroth gripped his Masamune and gave her a death glare. "Say that again."
"I said, you two faggots-"
ZING! CLICK!
Ilia just stood there, her mouth open. Then her head fell off from her body, as did her arms and legs. Finally, her torso broke in half, revealing her organs.
"Mother, forgive me. I did a bad thing…" Sephiroth looked heavenward as he held the bloody Masamune, sheathed, in his hands.
TBC.