How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

48. Death by The Laughing Mad Clown

I do not own Zelda or Final Fantasy VI. Square-Enix and Nintendo own them.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kefka was laughing evilly as usual as he burned down a city. "FOOLS! NO ONE OPPOSES ME!"

Ilia yawned. "So, what are we doing next, Mr. K?" She smiled.

"Well, I was thinking of about going on our honeymoon, dear." Kefka smiled evilly. "And by 'Our', I mean yours."

"Wait, what?" Ilia blinked. Before she could ask, Ilia was quickly bound to a large rocket with strong fiber ropes.

"WAIT A MINUTE, MR. K! YOU CAN'T DO THIS!" Ilia screamed.

"Oh, don't worry, my dear. I'm not firing you. I'm just firing you…TO THE MOON! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kefka cackled as he lit the fuse.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" Ilia screamed as she flew off into the skies, turning into a blink in the sky.

"Oops… Was that a firecracker or a real rocket?" Kefka wondered.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!

"That answered my question, then. HAHAHAHAHAHA!" Kefka whooped in excitement as he laughed his ass off.

TBC