How to Kill Ilia in 50 ways

by RyuuRanger

This fic is inspired by reading MCS's "100 ways to kill Ilia". I thought I should try my hand in this. The story's finally done. And it has a surprise ending!

49. Death by ExDeath

I do not own Zelda or Final Fantasy V. Square-Enix and Nintendo own it.

Link, Midna, Zelda, and Ilia were facing against Exdeath. "Your time has come, Exdeath!" Link, a Samurai, shouted.

Zelda, a White Mage, and Midna, a Mystic Knight, nodded.

Ilia, a Dancer, was too busy acting like an idiot to notice. "WHEEEEEE!"

"Fools," Exdeath snarled. "I will devour you in the void!" Exdeath unleashed one of his ultimate attacks on the party, damaging them.

"OW!" Ilia screamed. "YOU BIG TREE JERK! DIDN'T YOU MOTHER EVER TEACH YOU MANNERS?"

Exdeath began to summon a spell as Ilia continued to bitch him out. "YOU DUMB FUCKING TREE! I HATE TREES! THEY'RE COMPLETELY WORTHLESS!"

BLAM!

Ilia fell to the ground, lifeless as Exdeath continued his relentless attack. Link and the princesses kept standing their ground, Zelda healing Link and Midna, while Midna and Link kept up the attack.

But Ilia would remain dead, even after the battle ended.

TBC.