Chapter 1: The Micro-Atom Bomb
One day, in the land of Germany, two scientists working for a band of terrorists called Anti-Germans were working out a way to blow up entire countries without any large, suspicious equipment. They spent years on this project, to create a bomb more powerful than even the Atom Bomb.
In Spring of 1989 -three years after Scamper was elected the leader of his flock- they had successfully figured out a way to accomplish this, and a few months later, they had built the prototype. They called the leader of the rebels, General Adolph Hitler Von Rifle, and asked him to come to their laboratory. When the General got there, the two scientists showed him a brass device the size of a small haddock.
"Did you finish it?" asked Von Rifle with dark glee.
"Yes, we have," said the first scientist, whose name was Mud. Mud Pi. "The Micro-Atom Bomb. Ten times as small as the Atom Bomb, but one hundred times as powerful. It will blow up the entire country of Germany! And the government knows nothing about it!"
"Excellent," said Von Rifle. "Set it up. We'll blow up Germany and escape the country as soon as we can."
"Wait a second," said the other scientist, whose name was Dirt. Dirt Pore. "We don't even know if it works yet. We'll need to test it elsewhere first."
"When we're this close to success?" asked Von Rifle angrily. "Don't make me fire you! Now, tell me where you'll set up the bomb!"
"Okay, okay," said Mud. "It'll be in the marketplace of an unknown village in the middle of Germany. We'll put the bomb inside of this little dead haddock." He held up a dead haddock and shoved the bomb inside of it.
"We'll be able to keep tabs on it with this state-of-the-art tracking device," continued Mud, carrying a very large box with many knobs on it.
"Well, what are we waiting for?" said Von Rifle. "We've got a bomb to dispatch!"