Chapter 3: The Adventures of the Micro-Atom Bomb
General Von Rifle and the two scientists went to the marketplace of a small town near the center of Germany, casually looking around, with intentions to put the haddock with the other fish. They stopped when they arrived at the fish stands.
"Are you ready to dispatch the bomb?" asked Von Rifle.
"Ready," said Dirt. He pulled the bomb -tucked safely in a haddock's clothing- out of his pocket and tossed it into the nearest barrel of assorted fish.
"The bomb has been set to go off in four months," said Mud. "That'll give us time to evacuate the country and have enough time in-between for people not to become suspicious." Von Rifle chuckled evilly.
"Now, there will be Germany no more," he chuckled. Dirt joined Von Rifle in his chorus of evil. Those two antagonists were laughing at their evil triumph, but Mud only stared at the readouts on the display in horror, which pinpointed the location of the bomb to be inside the mail truck that passed them.
"NO!" said Mud.
"What is it?" asked Von Rifle angrily.
"The bomb!" said Mud. "It's on the mail truck!"
"What? How?" asked Dirt.
"I don't know," said Mud. "I probably put it inside a shipping crate by accident…" It was here that Von Rifle started to strangle Mud.
"You idiot!" he shouted. "How could you make a flub like that?"
"There's no time to argue!" said Dirt. "We have to retrieve that bomb and blow up Germany!"
The Anti-German leaders tracked the bomb down with Mud's handy tracking device. The mail truck led to an airplane, which shipped the bomb all the way to South America. There, they kept looking for the bomb, and they were never more than three miles away from it. The bomb eventually made its way to a fish market, trying an experiment on fish from around the world. When he smelled the bomb, still in the guise of a dead fish, he was disgusted.
"Ugh," he said. "What happened to this fish? Did they marinate it in toxic waste? Throw it out!" He took the bomb and threw it out the window into the sea.